Michael Fitzhywel✡, also known as pantmonger on the interwebs, is an Australian 40 year old artist and proud feminist in the Warhammer 40,000 community of Tumblr. He is well known for being unable to take any forms of criticism. He is “known” for his female space marine artwork and shitty Lovecraftian webcomic series nobody really cares about. The only reason tumblr likes his artwork is because they need more lesbian muscular femdykes to fap/schlick to. Like a typical tumblr feminist, he is bound to doxing and using the block button to fight the grimdark patriarchy and show those mean old neckbeards who is boss. Michael Fitzhywel and Andrew Dobson have numerous things in common which can indicate that they could be brothers from another mother. Both are bald and share levels of douchebag facial hair, draw unappealing looking art, are male middle aged feminists who will bend over backwards for their Amazonian overlords, proclaimed professional artists, nerds, and take any form of criticism as trolling or harassment. The one thing that sets this male feminist overlord apart from his American counterpart is that he refuses to put his minions on a leash, and will have the tendency to sic his rabid Warhammer social justice tumblrina minions on you if you even FUCKING DARE OPPRESS HIS EMPOWERING LESBIAN FEMINIST ARTWORK!! YOU SHITLORD NECKBEARD MALE GO BACK TO 4CHAN IT IS LITERALLY THE CURRENT YEAR!!
DAUGHTERS OF PERSPECTIVE
Good ole Pants here made his own special little army of space marines called the Daughters of Persephone. They all look the same. Each space marina comes with a half shaved retarded Tumblr haircut and a nose ring for some fucking reason. Do not say anything bad about it or you may get blocked and doxed! His minions will call you names like misogynist or neckbeard and will ensure you feel bad for not liking his empowering female space marines.
Unfortunately, this is Tumblr we are talking about, and we all know that feels are more important than reals on that cesspool of a website. This is some typical behavior from Tumblr, so this is nothing new. A local God Emperor-fearing Commissar of the Imperium pointed out how his female space marines are heresy. This resulted in Michael throwing a tantrum and hitting the block button on the local Commissar before proceeding to write a temper tantrum post on tumblr about neckbeards and misogyny. That post got him +50 ass pats from kids with low self-esteem that day.
Michael the Misogyny Manslayer
This nice gentleman once doxed an innocent Games Workshop employee for having the audacity to even show the slightest form of dislike towards his perfect space marinas. Michael tipped his fedora all the way to the Games Workshop website to send an email to this employee’s store, and cry about how this evil cis white male oppressed him. He then proceeded to post on his personal art twitter about how this evil patriarch oppressed him in the hope his minions would execute this heretic in the face of battle. Upon receiving backlash on Tumblr this oppressed feminist gentleman has denied ever doxing the employee. Although he posted the employee’s Games Workshop store out in the open, posted the employee’s face on twitter, and blocked the employee on facebook. TOTALLY NOT DOXING GUYS! This action had almost cost a working man his career. After the shit storm commenced, his minions went and stated how a Games Workshop employee deserves getting doxed for having an opinion.
Gee, I wonder why Michael.
—Michael plays victim.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MOAR
Michael had applied for a video game project on kickstarter and kicktraq about FIGHTIN’ DA FACISTS MAAAAN!! It’s called “The Witch Cult” and it totally doesn’t have a knockoff of pyramid head or anything it is all 100% original content Here are the results:
Michael also claims to be a real video game programmer, but has programmed games that nobody really gives a shit about. He’s been a prop artist for some Final Fantasy reject game called Blade Kitten, and had some credit on some shitty kid’s game called Ty the Tasmanian Tiger. No real specification except he worked in Krome Studios like the true game programmer he is. Upon even googling his name all you get is shitty t-shirt designs, ugly cosplay photos, an imDB account he probably made for himself to pat his own back, numerous accounts where he just uses the same username, and a gallery of more unappealing art. If you google “pantmonger” and search deep you can find a porn page.
How to trigger Michael and his followers:
- Tell them Space Marines are male.
- Tell them even if there were female space marines, they’d look like Buck Angel
- Criticize his artwork. Bonus points if you also redline his artwork.
- Tell them that Sisters of Battle already exist for that purpose.
- Point out how there are plenty of images of female guardsmen.
- Remind them that they call each other “Battle Brothers” .
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