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Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
| He is the senator we need, not the one we deserve |
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (also known as Metal Gear Raiden) is the ninth game in the Metal Gear series. Originally teased right after the launch of MGS4 as Metal Gear Rising, the game concept was too metal for Kojima himself to fuck up, so it was handed over to motherfucking Platinum Games much to the disappointment of Metaru Gia fanbois. However, demand for the game remained high since fanbois enjoy jerking off to Raiden's tight cyborg ninja ass. The game is full of brain-melting bullshit ripped from the Metal Gear Solid series, couched in the sublime and elegant drama of cyborg weeaboo sword-fights. Like every Metal Gear game, this one spawned a massive cult following with fans spewing related memes to death like they did with Portal.
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Plot
Since this game takes place in the future, Snake, the Patriots, and other related jerkoffs are not part of the plot. Game director Hideo Kojima designed it to be a spin-off, and then handed the writing off to his bottom bitch interns because he was too busy fapping to Quiet.
Players assume the role of Raiden, who was smart enough to abandon his lying bitch girlfriend Rose and worthless son on New Zealand so he could return to the battlefield. After being defeated by a katana-wielding wetback, he ditched his old cyborg body for something with more edgy appeal and set out to defeat an army of cyborg terrorists.
Gameplay
There is no need to describe how easy it is to be good at this game as long as you can parry every enemy attack and then rape them with QTE slow motion sword slicing.
Characters
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Raiden - He is back and more homosexual than ever, showing off his tight cyborg ass in every combo. After losing to Sam and failing to protect Nelson Mandela, he became a cyborg and swore to destroy all the baddies with his tools of justice.
Boris - Raiden's russkie boss. Always complaining about rules of engagement or some such nonsense.
Kevin - Token black man. Affirmative action exists even in the future.
Courtney - Retarded cunt who always spills her coffee like a retarded cunt. Comedy!
Doktor - Ich liebe Kapitalismus! A German cyborg scientist with a German accent, very clever Kojima.
Sunny - She is also back, serving as pedobait for gamers by showing off her delicious flat chest.
Blade Wolf - A cybernetic dog that somehow survives to becomes Raiden's partner after being sliced into thousand pieces.
George - A homeless Guyanese kid who doesn't speak English. He was kidnapped by a pedophile and sent to some filthy laboratory in a Mexican sewer where most of his brain was scooped out before he managed to escape. Raiden later had him chopped in fucking half to save him that the doktor had replace his separate lower half with cybernetics that he probably will never gave Sunny the HUT FUH DAYZ she deserves. He is nothing more than comic relief.
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"Jetstream" Samuel Rodrigues - A Brazilian weeaboo who cuts off arms and doesn't afraid of anything.
Mistral - Your typical Albert Camus sand nigger from France. Has a ton of arms and wields a polespear.
Monsoon - A Cambodian douchebag who never shuts up about his frigging memes. Also known to be the hardest boss in the game because of MAGNETIC POWER, JACK! NATURE'S POWER!
Sundowner - A Californian with an inexplicable southern accent who wants to top the high score made by the Jews. Downer lieks the war economy very much because it stops them warmonger from turning into ware fare fraud. Downer believe kids are cruel and they should be all cyborg and have their brains scooped; connects to shitty killing simulator MMORPG. This badass is also FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!! until Raiden comes along and slices him into a million pieces.
Khamsin - Your typical americunt patriot fag who fight for your freedom by slaughtering innocents in Afghanistan. He is the only boss that does not fight without his giant robot, meaning he is the biggest pussy in the game if you compare him to any other member of desperado. He is later pwned by blade wolf, who is the weakest of all cyborg.
Steven Armstrong - A liberal-hating, football-playing, true American ex-Marine Senator who wants to turn the country into a land where the rich are free to troll the poor as hard as they want. Senator Armstrong is the hardest object known to man due to the power of NANOMACHINES, SON! and can beat people nearly to death without leaving any visible damage. Could have gone pro if he hadn't joined the Navy.
—Steven Armstrong, A True American. | ||
RULES OF NATURE
This game's soundtrack is far more addicting than its gameplay, so addictive that it has its own Guile theme. It is also the reason for a bunch of shitposting on /v/, where anons argue which OST is the best.
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Memes, Jack! The DNA of the soul!
Nanomachines, son!
Aka, metal gear series in a nutshell. This infamous meme was spoken by none other than the patriot himself: Steven Armstrong. Remember, this meme is the universal answer to all questions in existence. Why? because nanomachines, son.
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Questions: Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
Answer: Nanomachines, son!
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