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Metal is a talentless and very emo furfag with a half-demon fursona. There is not a single "idea" for a drawing or character that is not based off an anime (most notably Fullmetal Alchemist) or a video game (most notably Devil May Cry, from which he rips his half-demon bullshit). Almost all of his art is drawn in MSPaint, and seriously would have to work hard to be called shit. Likewise, his pencil drawings are horrendous although thankfully rare, and show his true idiocy. Almost never colored, the lines are almost always scribbled in pencil, and when colored at all it's half-assed scribbles with a crayola marker.
When something pisses him off, you can expect him to write an angry thesis about it in his little DeviantART journal.
He draws/writes a shitty web comic called Mischief Furtrap. The main idea of the story is a stereotypical emo furfag demon looking for his father. On the way he meets more demons and furries who want to kill him, making it one of the most retarded web comics.
Random, Embarrassing Facts
- He truly thinks he is an incarnation of his character, a demon - oh, excuse me. A HALF demon cat whose design constantly changes to accommodate his increasing failure (as well as Metal's newest video game obsession).
- He's left devianTART three times to date, and each time, was convinced by ass-kissing furfag fans to come back.
- He tends to sit at his computer for at least 100 hours a day, argue pointlessly with people who say something he doesn't like for a week, and then write a journal (sometimes with an accompanying "drawing") bashing them.
- IRL, he's a 21 year old virgin. He's even complained of this on a journal from a year or so ago. Here's an excerpt:
—Metal, on his virginity.
Metal's Discovery of ED, This Entry
- Metal has found this entry. This of course was accompanied by the two expected items: A shitty drawing, and an accompanying entry to said drawing, which reads:
—Metal, on ED.
- In addition, Metal deemed it necessary to completely rewrite this entry into a delightful self-promotion on July 7th, 2007. Before 5:00pm PDT. It was reverted back to it's original form shortly afterward.
—Metal, on himself.
"Originality is Dead"
On a devianTART journal dated Aug. 3 2007, Metal complained once again about his lack of "originality". A hoard of furfag fans soon rushed to his aid, and naturally, kissed his ass.
—Metal, proving his lack of talent.
- Fullmetal Alchemist
- At least 100 other popular animes, like DBZ
- Devil May Cry
- World of Warcraft
- Any Final Fantasy game
- Star Wars
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