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    125px This luser is an unmilked lolcow, and should have been trolled a long time ago.

    You can help by starting a Flame War at their own expense.
    File:Aspergerbenice.gif This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
    so you can't say anything bad! :-(


    Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
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    His Youtube icon, no fucking joke.
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    Him in one of his shit-tastic videos.

    Memy9909 is a huge, 8-year old Asspie fatass from the depths of a McDonald's somewhere in Canada who has slithered his way to the Slaghter house Youtube to spread his Diabeetus to the entire viewing world, thus killing half of the suddenly overweight New Faggish community. The survivors and the children obsessed with Go!Animate declared war on him. His only friends are a bunch of Newfags who can't speak fucking English because they have semen all over their Keyboards.

    The birth of the Memy "fanbase"

    One beached land whale Neckbeard known as DrewAndMario quickly latched on to one Weegee video made by the fatness known as Memy. More of these came along as Memy transformed from a flabby nerdy turd to a flabby nerdy Go!Fag.

    The cancer

    During Memy's Go!Fag era, many ugly lump bellyed neckbeards started appearing from out of nowhere to cash into the faggotry. However not many of them are still around due to the war getting slightly more Bisexual.

    Trolling Memy and friends

    Trolling Memy and co. is incredibly easy, just try the following:

    • State the fact that Memy is an Asperger ridden fat fuck with no life.
    • Copy the first part of this article and paste-spam it in their cum-filled faces.
    • If one of the Memyfags has a visible channel, spam the comments section.
    • Insult him in any way, It really doesn't matter since he just makes "hate" videos out of anybody who doesn't defend his thunder ass.

    What you'll get from trolling Memy

    • A shitty hate video
    • Blocked
    • Another shitty hate video
    • They force you to suck Memy's dick.
    • An entire shitty series of hate videos.

    Memys "hate" videos

    According to a bunch of kids, the idea for these videos was stolen.

    How it started, notice the piss poor grammar - the same kind that the retard who wrote this article uses
    Grounding a hater.
    DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT.
    Shitty grammar, shitty animation, I'd rather look at a Goatse.

    See also

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    Trolls

    Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage.

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    Homosexual Deviants

    Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage.

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    Pitfalls:

    AspierationsBLANKING IN PROGRESSCharming NaïvetéDelete fucking everythingDOIN IT RONGEdginessFailing itInternet tough guyKids on the internetLegal actionLiberalismMental illnessMod SassSkript kiddiesSob StoriesTrollsUnrealistic ExpectationsUnwarranted Self-ImportanceWaaaambulance

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    An heroGoing Back To GaiaLURKING MOARProtect fucking everythingShutting The Fuck UpStopping posting

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