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Melody the Phoenix Daimon
Melody the Phoenix Daimon is several horrible things in one. She's a fat furry enthusiast whose preferred medium is MS Paint. Her character, Melody, is a fatass Mary Sue creature called a "daimon", which is basically a horrible rip-off combination between a Care Bear and an experiment alien from Lilo & Stitch. Of course, she receives endless amounts of praise for this tripe, which means everyone's going to have to put up with this faggotry.
Her IRL name is Alana, she lives in California, and claims to be eighteen. She plans to become a chef (LOL WUT?). Probably is a basement dweller. It's also safe to assume that she is not unlike her bloated fursona as far as the weight department goes. In addition to being a retarded piece of shit with a fetish for bed-sore causing health problems and respiratory failure, she's also a homophobe and a Jew.
She is also a total slut and yiffs with Dragomike, Tolstoy, Hhhippo, and other equally as pathetic fat furfags on the internets. She also accepts neopoints as commission currency, probably because no one in their right mind would spend money on this garbage...right?
As far as her art is concerned she always recycles poses and cant think of anything original to do, she is known for kissing all the popular artists asses in an asinine attempt to get free art. She also is a very over rated artist.
Contents
Being a spoiled bitch
Melody is a spoiled bitch who is sooner or later going to be asking for it when it comes to art. She doesn't deserve all these really good artists drawing her. The past statement is true that she does kiss everyone's ass without fail to get what she wants, but she really doesn't deserve it.
A prime example of this is when she draws fanart for particular artists she wants art from, expecting a high quality piece of work with actual effort and detail in return. She will also associate with a specific clique without really contributing to the cause, such as drawing her character as bowser to gain the appeal of more faggots who will praise her for tracing.
One such person even went so far as to point the finger at her attempt to cheat people out of their art with her work only to be attacked by hoards of her fans while she sits about crying, and acting like the victim who did nothing wrong.
The lies that never stop
Since her days on Deviantart, Melody has always been needy for attention, and will do whatever it takes to get it, even if it means making journals constantly whining about her life to gain sympathy from her fans. This faggotry would range from a sprained ankle to claims of leaving her page forever, only to turn up next week.
One fine day, Melody decided to make a journal stating she had gotten an operation to become a furry alien mole, which was also a lie just to gain more attention, as she never provided any photographic proof of it. When asked for proof, all that was given was a picture of her hand in a furry gloves photoshopped to look like a claw. Bitch finally got tired of the little attention she was getting, and finally ran away to furaffinity where she is adored by many for her MS Paint doodles of her fat murrsona, and seems to be gaining a following.
The bitch continues to make journals of the same nature today, and people buy into it without question. Anyone who questions her otherwise or gives critique on her pixel art shall be drowned in capslock profanity by her, and blocked. She is just that nice of a person.
To this day, her fans remain oblivious of her selfish, bossy nature. That is until this article was put up.
Melody, the Mary Sue
Several things make Melody qualify for being a blatant Mary Sue. For one, she has the totally original concept of being part Phoenix. Meaning, her murrsona has half-assed tacked-on wings, breathes fire, and of course, is immortal. Also, accompanied with the godmodding, she claims her feathers are 'ultra valuable' and can heal any ailment. Of course, she is a total bitch and gives them to her friends instead of the millions of people dying of cancer and AIDS, lol.
Melody also has the ability to shape-shift, which allows for some terrible fandom rape.
Gallery of Faggotry
A reference sheet of the Mary Sue, for any dudes bad enough to draw the fucking thing.
Melody's 'mega-invincible monster form' eating the Cloverfield monster. Clover's mom isn't going to be too happy, you guys.
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Failure of an emotional drawing. LOVE NEVER DIES, YOU GUYS!
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Even koopas.
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Fuck.
Ha ha, get it? Swiss rolls?
God help us all when it is Year of the Dragon.
That green Yoshi has about a minute left.
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AH WASH MAHSELF WITH A RAG ON A STICK.
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Pre-fatass days.
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Doesn't like mean people shouting on her FA.
Other "Art"
When not drawing her pink monstrosity, Melody decides to make small children cry by drawing Captain Olimar from Pikmin as a morbidly obese Stitch alien, as well as Stitch and his cousins as fatasses. Other pictures include ignored drawings of generic alien creatures. Ignored because they're not fat, and therefore unfappable.
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UGGGH
HAHA! TITS ARE FUNNY!
O lawd, is that sum scat!?
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The blue crap leaking out of the vagina really is a nice touch. How classy.
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IM REALLY SAD GUISE.
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NO REALLY.
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Beautiful, heartfelt giftart truly expresses the givers emotions.
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..What?
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..WHAT?
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WHY IS THIS THIS.
Hilarious Praise
Here are some of the thought-provoking words that inspire Melody to keep raping our minds with these horrific images:
—Starfig, on oh god i'm going to vomit | ||
—Underage B&, on pissing himself over Cloverfield | ||
Reactions because of this article
Some furfag named File:Furaffinity-favicon.png TheRealEricFox took exception to this article with a (now deleted) journal entry '
In addition to the whole ordeal, here's some quotes. Though the majority of those who voiced their opinion on the article were furfags that went absolutely batshit, some found it quite informative.
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Her Past Crimes
High School Drama
When Alana was in high school, and most of elementary school she was considered special she would always draw these crudely drawings of Pikmin and Oimar,; one day she had shown the drawings to some non retarded students; word got out and at next recess everyone was making fun of her, she had taken a huge bitch-fit. A few days later I caught her on fur affinity which made me curious, so after classes were done I decided to search her name up and I got this as well as her 'FA' and since now she is offering commissions, no one in their right mind would want them.
— Anonymous classmate | ||
Commission Drama
A few months ago she had decided to take commissions, like anyone would really pay for her art, and she has no sense of originality, she always seems to recycle her poses just like PixelPenguin.
See Also
External Links
- File:Deviantart-favicon.png captainoimar
- File:Furaffinity-favicon.png melodythepheonixdaimon
Samples of other work; note how it all looks the same"File does not exist or has been removed."
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