⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Megaphone Desktop Tool
|Obviously, the Megaphone Desktop Tool is made of hebe and FAIL or this page would have moar page views.|
Controlling a hivemind is a terribly tough task, even for a conspiracy as complex as the Jews. Luckily for them, they have a few programmers that were able to devise a tool to keep their useful idiots in check. They call it the "Megaphone Desktop Tool."
Basically, the Tool works just like any other desktop popup virus. Check it out:
- You get an urgent email from the Jews asking you to "support Israel."
- You click the link, and the Tool is downloaded straight to your system32 folder.
- Every time there's an online poll about Israel, the Tool pops up, opens your web browser, and automatically votes pro-Jew.
- Jews profit!
Importantly, the Israeli Foreign Ministry supports the Tool. It's always good to know that you have OFFICIAL APPROVAL when you're a Jew patsy. Ironically, even though the Tool reminds you to "Voice your opinion" on its popups, it always automatically votes the way the Israeli Foreign Ministry commands it to. It's probably just as well, considering you aren't capable of forming your own opinion anyhow.
Being the Jews they are, the creators of the Tool formed an actual company, "Collactive," to sell the tools to other people for their hivemind control activities. An opportunity to profit never escapes a Jew. Collactive was founded using cash from such Jews as Don Valentine, Roelof Botha (the CFO of PayPal and a board member of Meebo), and Michael Moritz (former board member of Google).
Excellently, the Lebanese did a troll on the Jews by hacking the Tool to vote against Israel.
- TOW Fansite
- Give Israel Your United Support (GIYUS) The virus lab.
- The virus carriers:
- Israel backed by army of cyber-soldiers
- Ten Tips For Dealing With GIYUS
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