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Megachiropetra69
In the early hours of October 15, 2007, the clever folks over at "e/b/aum's World" decided to publicize aka destroy the private life of two teenagers. The first, a conservative girl named Gianna, and secondly, her loving and LOL trusting boyfriend Daniel.
While most people know that posting videos of themselves masturbating online is generally a terrible idea, one high school student from New Jersey named Gianna didn't happen to think so. Therefore, she decided to upload a video of herself diddling her snatch on Photobucket. While this happens regularly, it didn't stop there.
Unfortunately for Gianna, worse for her boyfriend, and fucking awesome for her boyfriend's friends, one of the many worker drones of Anonymous found said video. With much research, a MySpace account of her and her boyfriend was found. Of course, the laws of the Internets dictate that said porn should be posted all over her boyfriend's blog. The same blog in which he professed his faggoty undying teenage love for her.
The video was, of course, fukken saved from Photofucket by a number of pplz and uploaded to YouTube for another thousand or so lulz, until it was taken down an hour later... Because Youtube moderators usually take anywhere from 20-60 minutes to fap to and backup CP before they delete it from the main server.
—The BF | ||
—The BFF | ||
—A Myspace "friend" | ||
Around 7:29 a.m. (EST), the boyfriend stumbled upon the immense raep that was his MySpace blog comments. In an angsty fit, he proceeded to delete all his blogs.
The case of Megachiropetra69 is yet again, another solid example of why not to post your private life anywhere on the internets. Because lulz will be had, and Faux News will be one step closer to doing another televised special where we all witness the victims purchase another set of curtains and another harmless canine to visibly ward away the invisible intruders. LOL justice.
—Gianna, unaware of the irony at hand | ||
Links
Her MySpace - Now Private.
Her MySpace Comments (Hidden on her profile)
Damage
Anonymousee12344 (4:28:01 AM): I know your Cellular Phone Number Aswell Gianna.
Anonymousee12344 (4:28:18 AM): *** *** **** Ring a Bell?
megachiropetra (4:28:28 AM): whos rhis
Anonymousee12344 (4:28:38 AM): I am Anonymous.
Anonymousee12344 (4:28:45 AM): And I Enjoyed your Movie.
Anonymousee12344 (4:29:15 AM): http://s192.photobucket.com/albums/z266/megachiropetra69/?action=view¤t=be7a7b0a.flv
Anonymousee12344 (4:29:31 AM): You shouldn't post stuff that private on photobucket.
megachiropetra (4:29:40 AM): how do i delete it
Anonymousee12344 (4:29:51 AM): All of ebaums Raided it, saved it, and sent it to your BF on Myspace.
Anonymousee12344 (4:29:57 AM): And your friends.
—The BF | ||
Screencap Gallery
- GiannaCiaramelloScreencap1.jpg
Ebaumsworld loves CP
- GiannaCiaramelloScreencap2.jpg
Anon is not funny
- GiannaCiaramelloScreencap3.jpg
How do I shot fap?
- GiannaCiaramelloScreencap4.jpg
Turn yourself in for producing CP
- GiannaCiaramelloScreencap5.jpg
Trust anon to help you out
- GiannaCiaramelloScreencap6.jpg
I see what you did there
- GiannaCiaramelloScreencap7.jpg
Anonymous demands MOAR!
- Daniellog.png
One of my common websites destroyed my life!
- Giannalulz.JPG
Myspace Comments, Lulz Follow!
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