Nothing happened in May 2007 because Encyclopedia Dramatica was down for the entirety of this month. Since November 2004, it is the only month ever to have gone entirely without lulz. Many committed seppuku or slowly desiccated in fetal position after suffering from lulz withdrawal. Desperate for a satirical wiki, some even visited Uncyclopedia, but, after realizing the enormity of their error, carved out their entrails in shame. The horror, the horror...