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    Mass Shooting

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    File:Liberalgunview.jpg
    How liberals view these events.

    A mass shooting is an incident in which multiple noobs are almost raepd or downright pwned when the player utilizes a gun to get on the high score. Ever since the 2010s, the prevalence of mass shootings have rapidly increased. It is estimated that 99.998% of mass shootings occur in Dumbfuckistan, a harsh, brutish nation located somewhere near Canada. After every mass shooting, the inhabitants of the wasteland, known as Americunts, typically take two political standpoints:

    1. Liberals: BAN ASSAULT GUNS!!!1 BAN CLIPS WITH MORE THAN 1 ROUNDS OF AMMO!!1
      1. (They often focus on the gun as if it was a sentient machine and that it bared sole responsibility for the actions of the user)
      2. (Old Media often avoids publishing the perpetrator's identity if they aren't white. A good example was with Omar Mateen, the arab man who perpetrated the deadliest mass shooting in american history and went forgotten after 15 minutes, whilst any white kid is a household name even if their score is laughable.
    2. Republicans: BAN GUN FREE ZONES!!1 Mental Illness should be the primary issue focused. MOAR guns!!1 Guns dont kill people, people kill people!
      1. Gun Nuts, mostly republican in leaning, often Zerg Rush the nearest gun store and buy out as much armaments and ammunition they possibly can, which caused a massive shortage and price-hike of ammo, notably with 22lr. Thus, no potential mass shooters can get the ammo they need, saving a dozen + lives in the process. Good job!

    The most dramatic and lulzy variant is a School Shooting, which makes a nation's collective populace shit their pants and go into moral panic. In countries like Dumbfuckistan, people are so worn out and used to these shocking spectacles of appalling carnage, that unless the shooter racks up 7+ frags, nobody gives a fuck, and for good reason.

    Mass Shooting Tracker

    The image below automatically updates and displays the day(s) since the last mass shooting in Dumbfuckistan. It can also apply to Yurop and the rest of the Earth, mainly due to ISIS terrorists going apeshit 24/7 now, paid for by the govt's to institute moar 1984.

    File:Massshootingtracker.jpg

    History

    File:Sincecolumbine.jpg
    Columbine seems to have triggered a fuckload of mass shootings..

    Mass Shootings have existed at least 100 years ago, when guns were invented. They mostly occurred in 'Murka, even centuries ago, as it was quickly adopted as a tradition among the Murkan tribes. Sadly, firearms were single-shot only, had shit accuracy, and took 30 seconds to reload, so mass shootings were only committed by squads. A notable example happened in the 18th century, during the year 1764. Four injuns took up arms and zerg rushed a school. There, they discovered the teacher and a bunch of little kids. The teacher begged the savage injuns for mercy, but he was quickly shot dead and scalped. All of the children were shot, sliced and scalped as well. The survivors were taken as prisoners and raped; typical injun behavior. Throughout the 19th century as guns became more efficient and revolvers were in use, the phenomena of mass shootings accelerated to the point that there was a shooting roughly once a year. By the time the 70s rolled around, mass shootings happened about 2-3 times a year. After the Columbine massacre, the phenomina exploded. There are dozens of mass shootings per year now, with a few happening on the same day.

    Elsewhere in the world, this shit happens significantly less, due to their lack of respect for freedumbs.

    School Shootings

    Conducting a School Shooting is currently the greatest method for getting fame, lulz and sexually obsessed fangirls. More information on school shootings can be found on its own page. Sadly, most school shooters are weak little nerds who can't shoot worth shit; only Cho Seung Hui and Adam Lanza have gotten impressive scores on this level.

    Mass Shootings in America

    Americans like to boast that they're HURR DURR #1!!!!! This is actually true; Americans rank #1 in the world for :

    1. Obesity
    2. Prison Rate / Prisoners
    3. Health-care costs
    4. Gun ownership & Guns
    5. Military Spending
    6. School Shootings
    7. Mass Shootings


    It should come as no surprise that a significant chunk of the world's mass shootings take place in this shithole warzone. TOW has a handy little list and another.

    List of Mass Shootings in the USA









    Rest of the World

    The rest of the world is mostly a shithole as well, but they're notable for being far less obese, mentally ill, and violent than those crazy ass americans are, but still pretty insane. A lot of their alienated, bullied youth decide to go for the high score on their way out from the IRL. Notable cases include Anders Behring Breivik, Woo Bum-kon, Martin Bryant, Pekka-Eric Auvinen, Tim Kretschmer, Marc Lepine, Dmitry Vinogradov and Mr. Saari.

    Aftermath

    After any mass shooting occurs (esp. with high casualties), leftists always manage to pull off Gun control, particularly in Australia and the United Kingdom. This rule of thumb has no application to Dumbfuckistan; just in commie liberal states like California or New York. Societies enter a moral panic and ban assault video games and music; an excellent example is the aftermath of the Columbine school massacre of 1999 in which everyone freaked out and blamed fuckers like Eminem and Marilyn Manson for Eric and Dylan's sick deeds. After the circlejerk is over, they immediately forget about the massacre and go about their day.

    In Gaming

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    Postal 2 gameplay
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    What republicans think about video games.

    After every mass shooting, the public often rushes to blame everything they can, except for the shooter(s) responsible. A good example is the aftermath of the Columbine massacre of 1999. When it was discovered that the two killers, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold were avid fanboys of Doom and Duke Nukem, soccermoms from all areas of Dumbfuckistan rushed to blame these video games for causing E&D to go apeshit. In Germany, the massacres caused by Tim Kretschmer and Robert Steinhäuser were enough to convince the gov't to ban assault video games.

    Most game developers are SJW faggots, but some are pretty cool and lulzy, and made a living for themselves by making games such as Postal 2, Hatred (Video Game), IS Defense and Manhunt, where the entire point is to commit mass murder and brutally murder / torture shit. The shitstorms that emerged from this produced enough energy to power the Hoover Damn for over 9000 minutes. Many gamers often commit mass shootings anyways, notably in game series like Grand Theft Auto.

    Drinking Game

    Here's a fun drinking game for you and your friends! Take a shot every time there's a mass shooting in the world. You'll die within the hour.

    High Score

    Info non-talk.png See: High Score

    The High Score is the leaderboard of the game of Life. The higher the player's KDR, the higher their position on the list. To achieve high frags, players often (but not always) result to mass shootings.

    Championships

    1. Anders Breivik currently holds the Platinum Cup, with 77 kills, and 319 injuries.
    2. Woo Bum-kon holds the Gold cup, with 57 kills, and 35 injuries.
    3. Omar Mateen holds the Silver cup, with 49 kills, and 53 injuries.
    4. Martin Bryant holds the Bronze cup, with 35 kills, and 21 injuries.
    5. Cho Seung-Hui holds the Plastic cup, with 32 kills, and 25 injuries.

    Vidya


    Top 10: America

    Top 10: Elsewhere

    Leftist faggot's parody

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    External Links

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    [Stop shooting!Pull the trigger]
    Mass Shooting is part of a series on Gun Control
    Locus in quo:

    Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 David Long 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫

    Supporters

    Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews

    Main ideas:

    Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫

    Haters gonna hate:

    Daisy Hogg 🔫 Killers 🔫 Republicans

    Acts of revenge:

    Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting

    Objectors:

    Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫

    Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

    Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik

    Mass Shooting
    is part of a series on
    Terrorists
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    Big Players

    Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Adam Lanza Anders Behring Breivik Antifa Australians Barack Obama Black Lives Matter Cho Seung-Hui Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain DisruptJ20 Dnepropetrovsk maniacs George Soros George W. Bush Grog Jack Gilbert Graham John Walker Lindh Matthew Murray Michael Moore Mohamed Abdulaziz Rashid Saeed-Alim Muslims Osama Bin Laden Robert Hawkins Sharjah Ruler Sam Hyde The Finnisher The Unabrower Timothy McVeigh Unabomber

    Terrorist Groups, Beliefs and Causes

    Arab Axis of Evil Binghampton Iran Ireland Islam Israel Pakistan Palestine Sudan

    Terrorist Actions

    ATHF Terrorist Attack Ariana Grande Massacre Beheading videos Binghampton Tet Offensive BLMKidnapping Boston Marathon Bombing Breitscheidplatz Columbine Dallas Sniper Attacks Delaware State University Shooting Gaza War Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre London Bridge Attack 2017 Mass Shooting Narcovideos Nice Truck Attack 16 Nitroglycerin Occupy Wall Street Oklahoma City Bombing Paris Mass Shooting Pulse Nightclub Massacre Police Brutality Ramadan Van Man VTech Waco WTC

    Mass Shooting
    is part of a series on Politics.
    Ideologies: [You are wrong!We are right!]

    Alt-rightAnarchyCapitalismCentrismCommunismConservatismDemocratHippieLiberalismLibertarianismMiltopismNaziNihilismNeo-conPacifismRepublicanReconquistaSocialismStoner GuruTory

    Issues: [Fuck it, Too lazy.Get it fixed!]

    AbortionArab SpringBahrainBarron TrumpBirthCISPADeath penaltyDrugsEnvironmentalismGaysGeorge Bush doesn't care about black peopleGirlfriendsMarijuana AddictionGround Zero MosqueMarijuana AddictionMass ShootingGun controlGunsHealthcare (2) (3)• HomelessHousing CrisisHuntingIceslaveIranMarriageMiller TestMiltopiaNAUPimpin'RacismShoesTaxesTerrorismUnemploymentWarWelfare

    Politicians: [Rigging Elections is funVote for me]

    AhmadinejadAkinB.AllenG. AllenAngleAshburnBachmannBhuttoBin LadenBlagojevichBlairBoehnerG.BrownS.BrownBunningJim TraficantDubya BushGeorge H. W. BushBurrByrdCainCameronChavezCheCheneyChomskyChretienChurchillClintonClinton IIChelsea Clinton Hillary Clinton CleggCohenColemanCorbynCowgerCraigCthulhuCunninghamCurtisD'AlemaDeanDelayDuterteDwyerEdwardsFaganFiorinaFoleyGerald FordRob FordGellerGillardGingrichGiulianiGonzalesGoreGrahamGravelGreeneGriffinHagueHansonHardingHarperHitlerHowardHuckabeeHusseinJacksonJamesJidetteJohnsonJohnson, BorisKennedyLaRoucheLBJLottKerryKindKissingerKucinichLewinskyLiebermanLimbaughLoughnerMajorMarceaux.comMarxMcBerryMcCainMcHenryMcKinneyMercerMichael BloombergMooreMorocco MoleMussoliniNaderNixonObamaO'DonnellOsbornePainePaladinoPalinPaulPelosiPencePerryPinochetPrittPutinQuahQuayleRasanskyReaganRendellRiceRobertsonRomneyRoveRuddRumsfeldRyanSaakashviliSandersSantorumSchumerSchwarzeneggerSharptonCyril SmithJacqui SmithSpitzerStevensStranahanSupremeTaitzThatcherThompsonThorleyTPMMuckraker MoleTrudeauTrumpVenturaVitterWarsiWashingtonWaxmanWeinerWestWilliamsWilsonWolfowitzXXenophon

    Parties: [No beer? Fuck that.Hell yeah, a party!]

    America's Third PartyBlack BlocDramacratic PartyHard PartyLemon PartyLiberal Party of AustraliaNorth American DONG PartyOBAMACORNSocialist Workers PartyPirate PartyZapatistas

    Tactics: [Rage Quit.How do I get elect?]

    2013 US Government ShutdownBlaming ChinaCaptain Nigga DefendaCloward Piven StrategyCuckservativesDemockeryDoomsday ClockG20 Toronto LollercaustLiberal Butthurt SyndromeLiberal guiltMacaca#NotMySuperbowlChampsOccupy DemocratsOperation LemonpartyRaped StatisticsThe ResistanceUpworthyWunderground

    See also: 2012 Elections2016 Presidential ElectionsInternet PoliticsPizzaGatePolitical communities