⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Martyn Lee Ball
Once upon a time there was a faggot on halomaps.org who generated a severe amount of unwarranted self-importance due to his e-skills. His disgruntled ex-boyfriend created a wonderfully stellar attack article on Encyclopedia Dramatica, infecting ED with the cancer that is killing /b/. Concerned citizens brought this article to Martyn's attention who felt compelled to blank it straight to Hell. But our astute, genius hero fails at wiki and did not realize vandalism is pointless. Despite the crap status of the article, Martyn decided to act like a sensible EDiot and ensure this article lasts longer than his ED account did.
Good job, bro.
The Art Master Martyn Lee Ball
This fine tartlet is one of the most talented and gifted artists on the Internets. He finely selects his subjects and then renders them before posting to devianTART. Martyn's Halo art is as awe-inspiring as such art masters like DisneyFan01. Only, Marytin, you see, has great ambition.
Martyn focuses on attending university to become a video game developer. Of course his amazing renders will certainly get him a top position at Bungie. Maybe while he's rendering he can look into perfecting weaponry too.
Words from the great art master
—kissing ass and taking names!
Stupidity at its Finest
A Fan Video
—Response to above video.
Reaction to his Article
—Demonstrating his knowledge of E-Law.
—Whatever the fuck that means.
Say Hello to Martyn
Be sure to remind him what a pointless waste of fucking time modeling shit from old games is.
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