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    Bill Foster/Thirty-Ban FiOS-Man manages to snag a rare double life ban when two moderators ban him at the same time.

    marshviperX !uKc.KnUlaI (marshviperX#ubermicro) is the tripcode coined by some underage B& faggot skiddie on /g/ which was subsequently cracked by #/g/tv on irc.rizon.net and then used by several trolls including a prolific serial ban evader until the trip began resulting in a 14-day instaban on January 18th 2010.

    MarshviperX Pasta

    Anonymous first posted the following copypasta on /g/ some time before summer 2009, as a sort of joke about botnets and a way to generally harass newfags. Some idiot even fell for it

    You talk so much about programming, but you cant talk about hacking because you cant actually do anything. I run a hacked network of computers that I programmed to click on googles ads in my secret website. I even write my own viruses to make people get hacked into my network. I work at home and have a bunch of screens showing me what people on my network are doing on their screens. I can even set it so that i can see the code of their computers. can you guys do any of that? I dont think so. I bet you dont know where all the websites real hackers hang out are either? if you name them, I just might tell them that marshviperX sent you.

    Birth of marshviperX#ubermicro

    In late 2009 some faggot skiddie who is a member of hackforums stumbled across the copypasta and thought it would be a brilliant idea to post on /g/ as the famous (fictional) haxor. Not knowing how to work trip explorer, he picked #ubermicro as a tripcode, which translates into !uKc.KnUlaI. With his new tripcode, marshviperX !uKc.KnUlaI quickly began fagging up /g/ with his skiddie antics, including starting a hoax about hacking Runescape on New Years 2010. Sauce Right around the same time, marshviperX's trip was leaked on #/g/tv and several tripfags, and even some Anons began using marshviperX#ubermicro as their name while posting on /g/.

    A Tale of Two Trolls

    Right around the same time, a second, and far less famous troll was making his mark on /g/, but purely for the lulz, instead skiddie fame. Bill Foster of 4chan with a Dynamic !IP..jhp/FQ (named after the Engineer turned batshit insane serial killer from the movie Falling Down), a Verizon FiOS subscriber from Washington, DC, began dumping ungodly amounts of softcore porn on /g/ and evading an average of a half dozen bans per night. He claimed he was doing this to protest the lack of moderation on /g/, but some argue he did it for the lulz. Finally some white knight "called" his ISP to report his chronic trolling and lulz ensued. Bill Foster got troll's remorse, posted his trip, and seemed to melt back into the sea of ATI vs Nvidia shitposting normally present on /g/.

    By January 14th marshviperX#ubermicro had become a fairly serious problem for /g/, with a good 15% of all posters using the tripcode and generally trolling and/or fagging things up while doing so.

    That is when something snapped in Bill Foster's head again, and he went on one of the larger rampages in 4chan history using the marshviperX#ubermicro tripcode.

    The Rampage

    In the wee hours of January 14th, Bill Foster assumed the marshviperX tripcode and promptly dumped softcore porn in all 26 worksafe boards on 4chan. Due to the time of night, it took nearly an hour before the mods responded and permabanned his ass. He promptly hit that magical modem reset button, cleared his cookies, and came back for more, racking up a total of a dozen bans in just a few hours over the early morning of January 14th. In the process he chronically trolled #4chan and #/g/tv on rizon, resulting in all Verizon FiOS subscribers from the Washington, DC area being banned from both channels. The next night he came back again, as always posting dozens of pictures of Metart model Demi A, while taunting the moderators over their ineffective ban system. At the suggestion of a few tripfags, he stopped "porning" /g/ and heavily focused his efforts on /a/, going so far as to ask /a/ if "you creepy weaboos can even work the report feature" while posting more porn than you can stroke a dick at. He also posted screenshots of his bans, usually under five minutes after evading them, further pissing off the mods. In one case two moderators banned him at the exact same time, a possible 4chan first (see screenshot.) Using the tripcode #ubermicro began to result in 14 day to permabans sporadically, although never for more than a few minutes.

    Trip B&

    Bill Foster (or as he became known, Thirty-ban FiOS-man) finally won in the wee hours of the morning on January 18th when he began berating /a/ for having "imaginary girlfriends," all the while still posting very 3D softcore porn. /a/'s butthurt weaboo moderators finally had enough, and added a 4chan-wide 14 day autoban for attemtping to post as marshviperX#ubermicro. Bill Foster was overjoyed, and once again melted back into the general shithole of /g/... only for people to start posting as marshviper#ubermicro (with no X) to get around the ban.. TRIP IS UNBANNED DUE TO MODS BEING RETARDED! Troll the shit through /g/ and /a/ again.

    Rhyming Skills

    On January 20th 2010, marshviperX debuted on /g/ with his new epic hit single marshviper to much fan-fair and tripfag's delight. Modeled after a song originally written by an emo honkie, it gives great insight into the daily shenanigans of 4chan's /g/.

    May I have your attention please?
    May I have your attention please?
    Will the real marshviperX please stand up?
    I repeat will the real marshviperX please stand up?
    We're going to have a problem here.

    Y'all act like you never seen an aspie before
    Jaws all on the floor like Jobs, like Gates just burst in the door
    and started trollin' his ass worse than before
    they first were divorced, suing him over the desktop (Ahh!)
    It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
    he didn't just post what I think he did, did he?"
    And lolicon said... nothing you idiots!
    lolicon's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
    Feminist women love Neckbeard
    "marshviper," I'm sick of him.
    Look at him, walkin around postin his you-know-what.
    Spamming the you-know-who, "At least he's not Sparky though!"
    Yeah, I probably got a couple of woodscrews in my head loose,
    but no worse, than what's goin on in Furryfag's basement.
    Sometimes, I wanna get on /g/ and just let loose, but can't
    but it's cool for IN elite to hump the Weeaboos.
    "Fermi's on my lips, Fermi's on my lips"
    And if I'm lucky, it won't have a twenty-percent miss
    And that's the message that he delivers to poor kids
    And expect them not to know what one-point-seven is
    Of course they gonna know what pork shoulders is
    By the time they buy from Newegg
    They read Demerjian, don't they?
    "We ain't nothin' but winfags..." Well, some of us macfags
    who pay twice as much for the same hardware,
    But if we can blow Steve Jobs through the iPhone
    then there's no reason to switch from Firefox to Google Chrome (*Eeew*)
    But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
    Turtle wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

    'Cause I'm marshvip­er, yes I'm the real viper
    All you other marsh­vipers are just imitating
    So won't the real mar­shviper please stand up,
    please stand up, please stand up?

    Torvalds don't gotta correct people on his kernel name;
    well RMS does, I'd just like to interject for a moment...
    You think I give a damn about AMD?
    Half of you ricers don't use Intel for games, let alone folding
    "But marsh, I have Windows and Common Sense '10!"
    Why do you spend your parents money for the GAYMEN?
    So you can, sit and post shitty threads all night?
    Shit, you're never gonna get that desktop just right!
    And your battlestation is still second to worst,
    shoulda hid all the anime figures first
    You little bitch, why do you spam with loli?
    "Well, they're cute, but I'm not a pedo, hee-hee!"
    I should download an e-book of S I C P
    and show the whole world I achieved Satori (AHHH!)
    I'm sick of you linux trendfags, all use is use unbuntu
    when you should really install gentoo (bzzzt)
    And there's a million of us just like me
    the same trip as me; who use a real OS like me
    who post like me; walk, talk and love cock like me
    and just might be the next best thing but not quite me

    'Cause I'm ma­rshviper, yes I'm the real viper
    All you other marshvipers are just imitating
    So won't the real marshviper please stand up,
    please stand up, please stand up?

    I'm like tech support to listen to, cause I'm only tellin'
    you the truth here, and you should delete system 32
    The only difference is I got the balls to say it
    in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or Anonymous at all
    I just get on /g/ and post shit
    and whether you like to admit it (*ERRT*) I act like an idiot
    better than ninety percent of you tripfags out there
    Then you wonder how can this many kids need their rigs rated?
    It's funny; cause at this rate you wanna bet
    I'll be the last person still payin' for usenet
    I pretend it's not botnet when I use TinyXP
    and wonder why I can't run games on an i3!
    And every single person is a marshviper lurkin
    He could be workin at best buy, jizzing on your hard drive
    [*SPLAT*] Or in the geeksquad van,
    Screaming "I love Skullcandy!"
    While another posts laughinggirls.png So, will the real viper please stand up?
    And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
    And be proud to be unemployed and a bad troll
    and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

    'Cause I'm marshviper, yes I'm the real viper
    All you other marshvipers are just imitating
    So won't the real marshviper please stand up,
    please stand up, please stand up?

    Ha ha
    Guess there's a mars­hviperX­ in all of us
    Fuck it, let's all stand up

    Lulz come back

    As of May the 29th marshviperX#ubermicro no longer gives bans, trolling has now ensued and /g/ is now a shitstorm again. Finally on April the 16th shit hit the fan and everyone on /g/ decided to troll as "[318.271.209.101]marshviperX !uKc.KnUlal" With " [email protected] " in the email field, the added lulz come from the fact that IP's don't go past 255 and thus 318 is an impossible IP. On April the 16th everyone realized that marshviperX#ubermicro was no longer a tripban, thus people spammed marshviperX pasta to the point that on pages 1-15 on /g/ there were atleast 4 topics of it.

    Mods on #4chan were alerted but promptly ran off because they are lazy fucks. /g/ now remains in a shitstormed state with trolling and butthurt rampart.

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