⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
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so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Mark FUCKerberg✡ is the Sole Suck-Flounder of Failbook. Some argue he is more famously known as the epitome of money-grubbing Jews. He has gained national notoriety for dodging multi-billion dollar buyout offers. And is an Aspie prick. FUCK THE ZUCK! SUCK THE ZUCK! Here's the fresh new evidences of his sharp skillz of robbery, yo fagitz
Imposer of dangerous ideals
Does Zuckerberg declaring his position on complete "free-flow of information on the internet" mean he is cool with:
- His docs floating everywhere?
- People harvesting data and email etc. from websites (inc. facebook) for spam?
- Stealing private, corporate data and statistics?
- Free flow of DoS packets to his server?
- Shitting on his users?
- Feeding terabytes of your personal info to the NSA?
No. Just pictures of kittens.
Zuckerberg is also a well-known terrorist. He, together with Bill Gates, is responsible for the widespread belief that dropping out of Harvard guarantees you billions of lollars. This misconception has ruined the lives of thousands of virgin boys. Every ass-munch borrows millions of suckoleons from parasitic lampreys and starts a "startup firm" now, usually with some tarded idea of "Web 2.0 peace and love we won't exploit you too much" bastardism, and most of this little gang of Peter Pan Syndromites ends up dropping a big turd and going bankrupt. But they still wuv Mark, he's their hero!
Epic Quotes (we swear we didn't make any of this up)
—Blah blah blah.
—Lol, a Blackberry.
—SUCK THAT DONKEY DICK, COWBOY!
—Subtle message, there, fuckboy. Life is cheap (unless it's yours), eh?
Recently, a bigshot Hollywood director (David Fincher of Fight Club, The Game and Se7en and fame), decided to make a movie called The Social Network about his life. Starring Jesse Heisenberg as the Jew himself. The movie debuted on October 1st, 2010 and was made without Failbook's permission so it was full of sleazy drama and lulz. Apparently Zuckerberg comes off as such a giant douche that he donated $100,000,000 to the New Jersey public school system in damage control mode. This is no sweat for Zuckerberg since he recently cracked the Forbes' 400 Richest Americunts list at #35 with a net worth of $6.1 billion which puts him ahead of Steve Jobs, Oprah, George Lucas, Donald Trump, Rupert Murdoch and Eric Schmidt amongst others. The movie won four gold-plated dildos, three for the movie part......and one for Trent Reznor, for the soundtrack music. Which was boring.
1456 Edgewood Dr
Palo Alto CA 94301
Although Zuckerberg was raised Jewish and had his bar mitzvah when he turned 13, he has since described himself as an atheist, which makes him a race traitor yet he still practices the age old Jewish tradition of claiming every cent on earth as his. Citation Needed Poor lad is still searching for his long-lost foreskin, which is probably ruler of a Rat Kingdom in a landfill on Staten Island by now. Many bloody cocks were sucked that night, I can tell you.
Mark gets Reported on his own Website
Recently Fuckerberg got one of his own pictures reported by a troll for "Nudity/Pornography" even though there was no nudity in the photo. It was removed anyway. Shows how much his staff either don't pay attention or hate him.
NOTICE: "Everyone loves a jewish boy" shirt
- Dead Zuckerjew.jpg
R.I.P. moot, founder of 9gag. 1889-1945
- Zuckerberg on Jewtastic opps dead, archive
- Fuckerberg exposed on Business Insider (This article is a LULZ goldmine)
- Mark Zuckerberg donates $100,000,000 to Jersey public schools to offset unflattering portrayal in The Social Network
- Ceglia vs Zuckerberg lolsuit
- Zuckerberg's online diary when he trolled Harvard with facemash.com
- He has a wife, a little Zuckmonster on the way, and a floor mop
- Judas Watch: Mark Zuckerberg
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Mark Zuckerberg is part of a series on Security Faggots
2cash • AnonOps • Brian Salcedo • Fearnor • Fry Guy • Gadi Evron • g00ns • Hack This Site • Hacking Team • hann • Joanna Rutkowska • John Field • Joseph Camp • Lizard Squad • LulzSec • Mark Zuckerberg • MarshviperX • Masters of Deception • Michael Lynn • Krashed • Raven • r000t • Ryan • Steve Gibson • th3j35t3r • The Regime • Sabu • Zeekill
Avira • Ciscogate • Cloudflare • Conficker • CyberDefender • Defcon • The Gibson • The Great Em/b/assy Security Leak of 2007 • Heartbleed • I GOT NORTON! • Is Your Son a Computer Hacker? • Operation Sundevil • PIFTS.exe • Social engineering • Stylometry • SubSeven • Zone-H