⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Story of Manatee-chan
Manatee-chan hadn't had sex for at least 100 years, since no one wanted to put their dick in her Grand Canyon-sized vagoo. She tried going everywhere: bars, sex clubs, the street corner, crack houses, but no one wanted to do it. She decided she needed to find the most desperate, sick fucks, the kind of people who would fap to anything that called themselves a female.
Naturally, she chose /b/. The lusers on /b/ got her to post two threads full of tits, vagoo, pooper, and even her stretch-mark covered stomach. The whole time she talked about how she was trying to lose weight by taking speed and how insecure she was. Finally the calls of "MAN THE HARPOONS!" and "DO NOT WANT" became too much for her, and she went off to BBWchan. She finally found solace there.
GALLERY OMITTED. YOU'LL THANK ME.
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