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Shame on Sokevinsays. Sokevinsays is probably better known by his handle "A RAPE SPIDER", which clearly glorifies sexual immorality. He may also be a homosexual or bisexual, as A RAPE SPIDER has been known to approach people of either gender (and even those of indeterminate gender). As this sinner clearly has no respect for the Commandments of God, he has earned the dubious honor of being labeled "sinner of the month".

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