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    Mackeeper

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    Mackeeper's Cheesedick in his home environment.

    The Mackeeper Cheesedick is - we think - either a generic character who was paid $4.75 to appear on the spam advert for the bloatware company 'Mackeeper', but more likely some retard who thought he'd created a cleaver program, despite the fact that apple is run by the United States social recluse collective, who insist on keeping an eye on the 'magic parts' of their machines, to prevent the magic secrets of how they operate a complete mystery. His 'cheesedick' status came about from the stench of his piss-poor attempt at some sort of suave goatee beard - see epic fail.

    Mackeeper itself is a company that pwned big time when they became the first people outside of apple to work out how to bypass safari's state of the art pop-up blocker thus allowing them to dish out the butthurt to apple faggots. This issue was then pointed out by windows users, who themselves became butthurt when apple fags pointed out right back at them, that windows had bigger problems. And the drama continues on the comments of many a youtube video.

    If you proceed to pay for and install mackeeper onto your mac, your mac will get buttfucked, and cease to function. At which point, you must obviously pay the cheesedick more money to take his crappy software off of your computer.

    But it isn't all bad news - if some mac-using asswipe gives you grief, you can be sure to call on ol' Cheesedick to 'remedy' the problem.

    Cheesedick and his malware ads are now off the internets - pending more sucker money to fund their revival. In the meantime, Cheesedick had had to take up an alternative role: 'On this page, you can download gay porn'.


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