⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
The Mackeeper Cheesedick is - we think - either a generic character who was paid $4.75 to appear on the spam advert for the bloatware company 'Mackeeper', but more likely some retard who thought he'd created a cleaver program, despite the fact that apple is run by the United States social recluse collective, who insist on keeping an eye on the 'magic parts' of their machines, to prevent the magic secrets of how they operate a complete mystery. His 'cheesedick' status came about from the stench of his piss-poor attempt at some sort of suave goatee beard - see epic fail.
Mackeeper itself is a company that pwned big time when they became the first people outside of apple to work out how to bypass safari's state of the art pop-up blocker thus allowing them to dish out the butthurt to apple faggots. This issue was then pointed out by windows users, who themselves became butthurt when apple fags pointed out right back at them, that windows had bigger problems. And the drama continues on the comments of many a youtube video.
If you proceed to pay for and install mackeeper onto your mac, your mac will get buttfucked, and cease to function. At which point, you must obviously pay the cheesedick more money to take his crappy software off of your computer.
But it isn't all bad news - if some mac-using asswipe gives you grief, you can be sure to call on ol' Cheesedick to 'remedy' the problem.
Cheesedick and his malware ads are now off the internets - pending more sucker money to fund their revival. In the meantime, Cheesedick had had to take up an alternative role: 'On this page, you can download gay porn'.
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