⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Welcome to America
While trolling a campaign appearance by Virginia Senator George Allen in the name of his fearless leader Che Guevara, terrorisor Shekar Sidarth experienced a vicious reverse-troll in which Allen called him out on his racial handicap. Emotionally scarred by the incident, Sidarth engaged a super-effective 1337 counter reverse-troll by posting Allen's comments on YouTube becoming salon.com's Person of the Year in the process.
From Macaca's Eyes
What is a Macaca?
The truth is, in fact, that nobody actually knows what George Allen meant by "Macaca" since it is not actually a word or racial epithet as much as Allen just being a fucktard. While the Daily Kos and the rest of the liberal blogosphere was abuzz after the incident with cries of "zOMG RACISM", the fact is that if Allen wanted to be truly racist, he would've called Sidarth out as the towelheaded camel jockey sand nigger that he is.
George Allen's campaign totally jumped the shark after the incident and it gave Jim Webb, a batshit NRA and Reagan fanboi who wrote lulzy books about whorefucking a fighting chance to win the election against the incumbent. As it turns out, Allen is a rich half Jew, so he probably got confused and thought he was running for Senator in Maryland where a sekrit Jew cabal could have secured his election instead of Virginia which is completely filled with crackers.
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