Man on Man Action aka MMA is a fetish sport favored mostly by rednecks in which competitors try to force submission or knock out their opponent. It was originally invented by big bar brawlers so that they could beat the shit out of karate kid nerds who think 45 minutes a week of calisthenics from their fat, ponytail-wearing sensei in a mall will give them uber ninja skillz. Fortunately rules have been added to increase the amount of hugging and testicles to the face, since the only people who watch are closet footfags. The typical MMA fighter wanted to be a professional football player but wasn't good enough so he used his high school wrestling background and a bunch of steroids to become a "fighter."
Ugly Fags Cuddling, or UFC, is the biggest and best MMA organization in the world. The UFC has adopted rules which maximize the man-love and has the best dry-humpers in the world, like Jon Fitch and Gay Maynard. Fighters in the UFC are so shitty that a former pro wrestler who couldn't make it in the NFL became their heavyweight champion in only four fights. John McCain trolled them by banning them from 36 states and getting their TV deal yanked.
Pride was an organization that tried to find the best fighter in the world, and (obviously) to promote gay pride in Japan. Once it was a beacon of awesome for allowing head stomping on the ground, a 10 minute championship round, and a look the other way regarding drug use. It was bought by the UFC and disbanded because their rules discouraged hugging and teabagging by allowing knees to the head and face-stomps.
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