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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
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CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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—Luke Matthew Springett lying about being a faggot
On July 9, 2010, images of Luke Matthew Springett appeared on 4chan. These images were of himself posing for the camera - showing his asshole, cock and balls and even shoving a buttplug up inside himself. They were posted along side his Facebook profile. Luke Matthew Springett is a young britfag who likes movies such as The Sound of Music and Gay Porn.
How it all began
It all began when self-proclaimed 'bitch in heat' Luke sent the pictures to Anonymous on a gay dating website - begging Anonymous to accept the faggot as their slave - to humiliate and degrade (Luke's perverted profile). As his profile states, he is a 20 year old "bitch in heat", experienced in vanilla secks only, and looking for some one experienced to show him the ropes of Bondage/bdsm, watersports, Puppy training, feet/pits, Degredation/humiliation.
Well lucky for Luke, Anonymous knew that degredation and humiliation were /b/'s speciality. So Anonymous set Luke some tasks - very simple tasks, that any faggot could've completed, like shaving all his body hair off from the neck down. Why? Well who wants a hairy pussy on a faggot.
But did Luke obey? Was he a good slave to Anonymous and do the tasks as completed? No, he did not. He was no better than any other camwhore that leads someone on and should be treated the same. Once Luke ran off and blocked Anonymous on MSN all his information and photos soon appeared on 4chan. The thread was very successful and people contributed to find more information about Luke. After few minutes, we found out all information we needed, so we started to send him messages over Facebook and sent a email to his school, with nude pictures of him. We are still awaiting reply from his school.
After all this was said and done Luke deleted his facebook, twitter, blog and perverted profiles. Only to bring them back a month later to avoid butthurt when he some day wishes to be a teacher, as our sources from the bop tell us. Here was an entry from his blog stating that his faggot life was "ruined" and that the photo's were photoshopped - but really Luke? There's no need to lie about how sick and depraved you are - having to beg men to fill you with their cum.
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