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    Luke Crywalker

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    Luke Crywalker is an alias given to a leftist feminist faggot Jessica Starr who got triggered hard during the inauguration of Donald Trump, after s/he got on his or her knees and performed autistic screeching, screaming "NO" for minutes on end. When footage of this reached the net, trolls on /b/ and /pol/ turned this SJW freak into a lulzy internet meme, similar to the meme-ification of Carl the Cuck and AIDS Skrillex. Apparently this is a podcast featuring the cuck.

    Interview

    Someone interviewed the serpent shortly after the incident:

    Apparently 'Luke Crywalker' is female. But with millennials, you can never really tell what gender these freaks are.

    Shoops

    Other Aliases

    1. Moaning Myrtle
    2. Melting Snowflake
    3. Cuck Crywalker
    4. Screeching Snowflake
    5. Steven Snowflake
    6. Tantrum Tina
    7. Psycho Fag-tis
    8. Darth Snowflake
    9. Howling Trigglet
    10. Screaming Semen Demon
    11. Wailing Trigglet
    12. Alvin the Autist
    13. Autistic Alice
    14. Screeching Sperglord
    15. Shattered Dreams
    16. Crisis Actor
    17. Tyler Oakley
    18. Scary Mary
    19. Shrieklypuff
    20. REEEEana
    21. Hillary Clinton
    22. Faggot

    Videos

    See Also

    External Links

    Youtube Vids

    Chan Threads

    Cuck/Cripple-chan threads

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