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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Æ Roadmap
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
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CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
- aediot
Lucky Coyote
File:Lj-favicon.png cherie_hybrid or Lucky Coyote or Kryptonite is a furry who is well known for her sickening levels of attention whoring. She also manages to be a furry elitist while claiming that she is not a furry at all and is only acts like one so she can get people to buy her art and fursuits. All other people are furfags and she's smarter than all of them because she can outwit them by getting them to buy things. Truthfully though, she is nothing more then a egotistical bitch.
Due to the high levels of yiff she enjoys, Lucky's STD infested vagoo is known for flapping wildly in the breeze on a warm summer's day. However, she is devoted to her boyfriend, who she uses to do all of the work for her fucksuits, like a pimp without the awesome. Being involved in unnatural levels of furggotry, it can also be assumed that like all inbred blond girls, she enjoys a good dog cock now and then. (This is true but I can't reveal my source.)
During the 2007 Anthrocon, she went so far as to confirm our suspicions by srsly whoring herself out to the highest bidder. The winner was a fag and is, thus, irrelevant.
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YouTube Whoring
Lucky makes frequent YouTube videos in an honest attempt to advertise her fursuits and try to profit off of the unsuspecting furfags. Each video features Lucky Coyote dancing around to shitty music. This is a pale and empty attempt at being an Internet celebrity when all the world really needs is for Lucky to become an hero.
LJ/FA Exploits
Lucky uses her LiveJournal as a front for promoting her fursuits, art, and talking about the rest of her life After the creation of this article, she was forced to abandon LiveJournal and switch to FurAffinity in hopes of gaining more attention.
On a whim, Lucky will defriend various people from her friends list which are no longer useful, particularly when she realizes that she'll have no chance seducing them into paying her.
One foggy night on File:Lj-favicon.png artists_beware, a delicious loli posted to warn everyone that Lucky Coyote was being chased by the police. The girl had commissioned art from Lucky only to have her grandfather threaten to send the police after the big yellow coyote. The post didn't create lulz until it was deleted and the entire community banded together to urge Lucky to take legal action against the loli, despite the fact they were both inbreds from the deep south of Arlington, Texas. Lulz went up by a multiplier of 2 because it was called "serious thread." Lucky's fapping fanboys doubled in speed when they saw her in pain; however, as a woman, this should be her natural state, amirite?
On October 22, 2007, Lucky's LJ went into lock down, due to the sudden outbreak of ED-inspired lulz. Following this sudden change, there was a mass outcry from furries with butthurt who desparately wanted to be a part of her Live Journal; however, furries are not people, so her journal is still made of shit nobody cares about.
PROTIP: You aren't making your journal Friends Only if you're still posting public entries about fursuits and shitty art.
Following
Being a proud owner of a vagoo has caused Lucky to develop a fanatical following made up of various furries who would give their left testicle to get a chance to bone her. The cult-like fanatics often create tribute videos on YouTube to express their undying love for their unholy Coyote God.
Generally, Lucky entirely ignores these idiots until they become useful.
—MasterFurryX | ||
Fandom Secrets
One of Lucky's fans recently rose up in failing glory on Fandom Secrets.
OBSERVE:
And this proves that she has become the new cancer. Turning even the once innocent into furries. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
LOL SRLY
"Srly I'm not Lucky Coyote LOLOLOLOLOL." Posted to her FA journal 12/18/2007. All grammar errors have been left to emphasize that she's not just a bitch, but she's fucking stupid, too.
—Lucky Coyote, on being a fake |
External Links
- File:Furaffinity-favicon.png blondefoxy
- File:Lj-favicon.png cherie_hybrid
- Lucky's Studio/Escort Service
- Lucky's YouTube page
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