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George "Jo" Hennard
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Highscore Killed 23, injured 20
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The Luby's massacre was a justified attack on a Luby's Cafeteria in "Kill"een, Texas on October 16, 1991. The lone gunman, George Hennard, killed twenty three people before committing suicide. It remains the sixth deadliest shooting in Americunt history, behind the Sutherland Springs shooting, the Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre, the Virginia Tech Massacre, the Pulse Nightclub Massacre, and the Las Vegas shooting.

George Hennard

George Pierre "Jo Jo" Hennard was born on October 15th, 1956. He was a former US merchant who was discharged from the military. He was soon removed after a marijuana possession arrest.

At the time law enforcement researched into Hennard's background, investigators reported that he has stalked two sisters prior to the shooting. In one incident, he sent a letter which said:


   
 
Please give me the satisfaction of some day laughing in the face of all those mostly white treacherous female vipers from those two towns who tried to destroy me and my family.
 

 
 

He was known to have had an evident problem with women. Having just turned 35 the day before he ragequitted, he likely saw himself as a Forever Alone fag giving up on any hope of attracting dem bitchez.

Payback

With a harbored hatred of women, and already pissed at being b& from the military, he had to think of a payback plan for the lulz. That day would come on October 16, 1991, when he drove his pickup into the window of a cafeteria and screams "This is what Bell County did to me! This is payback day!" and started shooting random people in the cafeteria, most of which were women. He would leave twenty-three dead and injuring another twenty, then became an hero by shooting himself in the head in a bathroom.

The right-wing WEENIES shamelessly politicized the murder to justify owning babby-killing machines

Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 23/20
Accuracy: 11/20 23 killed, 20 injured.
Style: 14/20 Generic massacre
Butthurt: 18/20 Deadliest mass shooting in American history at the time.
Bonus: 19/20 Made an epic entrance by ramming a motor vehicle into the arena.
Total score: 93/100 (A)
Sixth deadliest massacre in American history. Very classical.

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