⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
atheist moderator of feminist_fatale and resident scientific moron of antifeminism, who shares his wisdom on topics such as rape causing orgasms, and engages in pseudo-philosophy. He also has a fascination with black people, and declared that "Soul on Ice" - a book by a man who brags about raping white women - is "one of the most important books he's ever read".is the misogynist fundamentalist
According to e-legend, Lovecrafty tried to score with some woman. The female rejected him. Lovecrafty told people that they were dating. The unfortunate female denied it. Lovecrafty got upset, called the girl's home and said: 'If you say anything about it ever again, I will hurt you!' (This may or may not be Hydrozoa, the girl he told all his friends he was fucking when she was in high school.)
He claims to be against censorship. 
He really, really hates Gerbilsage.
At some point recently he deleted his LiveJournal and returned as . The few people who didn't figure it out immediately ended up hating him anyway, because he's just that damn good.
Lovecrafty Booted from Stupid_Free.
Said wank included supposed "ex-girlfriend" and TMI in a lovely comment cat-fight. Other users watch in amusement as wank escalates when 's current boyfriend steps in to defend Hexennacht. This serves as further instigation and more lulz for everyone in stupid_free. One of stupid_free's mods then bans him for screening the comment thread like silly little girl he is; its not yet known how long the ban will last.
In the words of: "Wank on, you crazy diamond!"
Booted from SF_Drama
After exchanging light hearted banter with that some argue occurred over in , followed to their personal journal and proceeded to leave death threats at their doorstep. Which were, subsequently, deleted by , rapecrafty's new LJ handle, because it might fuck over his non rape supporter status that he was attempting to create for himself. But, due to Gmail, still had the comment in their possession, and fired off a copy of it to mod whom banned him for personal journal trolling.
Upon discovering this travesty, rapecrafty fled to and informed everyone of his boundless amounts of rage in the form of death threats. EVERYONE MUST LEARN THE FUCKING CONSEQUENCES OF ARGUING WITH LOLCRAFTY AND BANNING HIM. Because losing arguments and respect on ljcomms is serious business, and YOU CAN'T FORGET IT.
—As if we had any doubt he was insane before
Fun with Quotes Stolen From Fandom Wank
Females evolved pleasurable response to sex as a survival mechanism to deal with rape, much as males evolved the same to encourage it -- certainly long before humans ever arrived on the scene. [...] It's pretty ugly yes, but it's there. And if you don't understand that men (all men) have that drive to varying degrees, to just take and let the consequences sort themselves out, then you'll never understand why men can get so angry at women that they will beat them to death for not consenting to sexual relations. 
- Words that strike fear into us all:
I think I have a very healthy attitude for law enforcement. 
- Just like Jesus, in a way:
The truth is a I read a lot, i mull it over, and sometimes I just ahve flashs of insight. I usually go with them because frequently people say "Wow, that's brilliant." Sometimes they say "You're a fucking loonie!" and I'm like "Ptthpppt, fuckers. This is how Jesus felt." 
- Women really want to be raped, they've just been socialised to say "no"!:
In the worst expression of this, you get teenage boys whose instincts are telling them "go for it" when the girl's insticnts are saying "Come get it!' but her socialization is telling her "Nononono!" and so she says "no", but he can smell yes, so he thinks "She doesn't mean that." and he pushes, then her will to resist breaks, and sex happens. 
- Patriarchy? Don't you know that's just you mean separatist womens' fault?:
I think the entire history of patriarchial dominance is a result of men seeking a "safe space" away from women and the social dynamics they create (and largely control). 
- "Evidence?" The Great and Mighty Lovecrafty does not need "evidence"!:
I can't cite sources for ideas that are developing in my head. 
- So, really, Lovecrafty - where DO you come up with this stuff?:
I have a genius IQ and a very open mind that allows me to consider possibilities that you, and many others, won't. Happy? 
- Confusing "Chavez" with "Chicago":
My granddad marched with Chavez in the sixties, and was a big proponent of the boycott, but he wasn't shot during that period. It was much earlier, in the 30's, when he was working as labor organizer in Chicago that he was shot. I had gotten Chicago and Chavez mixed up in my head, having heard both the stories at the same time many years ago. 
- How black people should act, by some white guy:
...if you're going to make it so obvious that you are black, and shout "I'M BLACK!" from every rooftop, you should try to be more of a credit to your people. 
- Black people love us! - erm, him!
I already have several black friends who have told me I'm more "down" than they are... 
- iThug! He came, he saw, he fonted that bitch in the jaw:
If you pulled this shit with me in real life, you'd be eating my fist right now, you fucking wanky little prick. 
- Showing his feminist side:
Reading through the comments, it appears that most if not all of you are women. So then this is what? A gossipy little clusterfuck where you all get to wank each other off while displaying the sort of passive-aggressive cowardice that makes being a girl synomous with being a snippity hypocritical bitch behind people's backs? 
- Having an education and a job eliminates racism from the lives of minorities, TRU FAX!!11
Look, I get "black anger". I get that being a minority in a majority culture can be frustrating at times, and that it naturally leads to some resentment towards the majority class. But at the same time, this chick () is college-educated (at a historically black university), and has a good job as a writer at an all-black network (BET). What exactly is she so pissed off about?
Lessons from the Lovecrafty School of Language
I intentionally used the term "fair chunk" because it doesn't actually mean anything specific. I could define a fair chunk as three people if I want to. 
And you are completely misusing the term "welfare cheat." Buying food stamps off homeless guys is not cheating the welfare system. 
...you don't want to admit you are harassing me. You want to believe that you are an Internet Crusader, protecting the world from the Evil of Lovecrafty. You are a sad, deluded nothing working a sad, pathetic deskjob...[t]he best excuse you can come up with for your behavior is that you find it funny when your harassment provokes me to call you a bitch. There is a term for people who derive their joy by trying to make other people miserable. It's bully. 
That you're sporting a Buzz Cola icon while Buzz Cola is being marketed in stores as part of the Simpsons Movie promotion just seems dumb to me. It conveys "I'm a whore for viral marketing." I hope you aren't seriously comparing that to my Star Wars icons. Star Wars is a whole different class than Buzz Cola. 
I'm excellent at math, I just never bothered to learn anything past algebra and basic geometry, so I don't know how to do trig or calculus. 
Links Ripped Off Fandom Wank
- Feel unsafe when there are unexpected strange men in your house? You must be a racist!
- Superman is a pedophile! + wankitywank report
- Evolution causes rape, which causes female orgasms! + wankitywank report