⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
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Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
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Fact Cat knows this because of his learnings.
Lisa Ventura is the 32-year-old Conservative candidate in the affluent St Clement Ward in Worcester, England who took the final solution and DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING when it was discovered by the Birmingham Post that she used the alias Rose McCaine to discuss her sex life, sell and review sex toys, and publish her own and others erotic fiction on her website eroticfiction.org that she had been running for 7 years. The Conservatives were widely expected to claim victory in the St Clement seat, that they had previously won by a large majority. However after her "double life" had been exposed, the Public Relations Consultant lost her seat as Labour enjoyed a massive 18 point swing as the Conservatives lost control of the town hall, shattering her dreams (according to her deleted myspace) of "being the next female Prime Minister". She is unfortunately not related to the awesome Professional Wrestling legend Jessie "Slack Jawed Faggots" Ventura.
- Anal Sex & How To Enjoy It
- Online Dating & Cybersex
- Plug In Pleasure
- A Web Of Seduction
- The Amsterdam Experience
- At Your Service
- The College Student
- The Gym Instructor
The Horny Writing of a Conservative Candidate
- A Way Of Seduction By Lisa Ventura - mirror down
- Cliterature: My First Love by Lisa Ventura - mirror down
- Lisa Ventura reviews the Rampant Rabbit - mirror down
- Taking Lessons in Group Sex by Lisa Ventura - mirror down
- News Covered in The Sun UK - removed
- eroticfiction.org - Deleted and Destroyed !!!!
- Rose McCaine Myspace - Deleted !!!!
- Lisa Ventura's Myspace- Deleted !!!1
- Lisa Ventura's Blogspot - Deleted !!!!
- Her Business Website - Still Up!!!11
- Feminazi Website - Deleted !!!1
- - Slimming Website - Redirected to Google
Contact Her for teh Lulz:
- Skype: msmassmedia
- MSN Messenger: ms_mass_media
—an extract from A Way Of Seduction By Lisa Ventura