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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Æ Roadmap
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
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Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
- aediot
LinktheWolf
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Fact Alert If you know the person named Jared Studelska, call the police or ASPCA immediately! |
LinktheWolf (aka Graychild, "Resident Oddball", IRL 
Jared Studelska) is a pimple-ridden, scum-sucking, low-life furfag, internet tough guy, and a general attention whore on DeviantART. How did he get this way? It's actually a very simple blend of three parts loser, two parts superiority complex, and one part emo, shown here in this recipe. He spends his weekends writing romance songs and shitty fantasy stories. When he's not doing that he's either masturbating to furry porn, drawing furry porn, or making counterfeit Tamiflu. He's best buddies with internet tough guy iRONAS, and they both plan to take down 4chan and 7chan, and protect the innocent weeaboos and furfags on DeviantART from massive lulz. In reality, they just "spy" on 7chan's /i/nvasion board and report troll accounts to the mods. Like a true idiot, LinktheWolf posted photos of himself torturing cats and dogs on his photobucket, and has been driven out of the DeviantART community by the very lowlifes he had sworn to protect. After deleting fucking everything from his DeviantART account, he has since re-uploaded fucking everything on SheezyART.
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LinktheWolf's Lucrative Writing Career
LiketheWolf knows he can't draw worth shit, so he took up writing really crappy stories. Unfortunately, he's so fucking stupid he's incapable of coming up with anything original, so he took up writing fan fiction (even though he never categorizes his shit as fan fiction). So far he has ripped off: Star Wars, Harry Potter, The Legend of Zelda, and Magic: The Gathering. The main reason he sticks to fanfiction is because when he tries original stuff, he falls flat on his face. For example, one of his characters is named "Jesse Sapphireeyes." Seriously. As you can see, absolutely nobody reads or comments on his shitty stories. LinktheWolf also has the impression that songs/poetry aren't truly good unless they rhyme. Doubtless to say, he must spend many hours on rhymingdictionary.com composing his love melodies for his boyfriends.
—LinktheWolf, serenading his furfag boyfriends | ||
—LinktheWolf, "Life and why Mine hates me" | ||
—LinktheWolf, on being a social reject | ||
LinktheWolf: Political Activist, Illustrator, Homestar Runner Fan
Proof that LinktheWolf's brain stopped developing when he was twelve, just like that of a black person, is evident in his completely unlulzy Homestar Runner fanart/tracing macros. He is also anti-Bush, just like 87% of Americans. However, instead of doing something about it, he takes copyrighted photos of the former president and tries to turn them into lulzy macros. It seems as though nobody told him Bush-bashing is about as edgy as a watermelon, and his jokes fucking suck. He also thinks that the Pope is evil and is plotting to brainwash the entire world, 1984 style.
He draws Homestar Runner fanart
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Looks like he's giving Tim Buckley a run for his money
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He thinks this is funny
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More beautiful art
LinktheWolf is an absolute whore when it comes to pageviews
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LinktheWolf HAET the Pope!
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Some very thoughtful insight by LinktheWolf
Who let LinktheFox on the internets?
In a sad attempt to escape the horrible reality of being a gangly, unemployed, eternally pubescent, man-child LinktheWolf draws pictures of his fursona dancing around with self-designed guitars and copyrighted music all around him. It's undeniable proof that he's a rock star-- in his imagination.
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LinktheWolf's Everyday Life
Journal Summary:
Link the Sick Fuck
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Warning! These images are incredibly graphic and disturbing. They are pictures taken by LinktheWolf after mutilating cats! Looking at them will make you vomit and cry! Well, if you're a crybaby. |
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LinktheWolf thinks this is funny.
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What a sick fuck...
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Ejaculate in a dog's eye
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I think I'm going to throw up...
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Seriously, these are making me sick
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What the fuck is wrong with this kid?
Concerned animal lovers confront LinktheWolf with his sick fetish:
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BEST FRIENDS
External Links
- Jared Studelska HIS FAILBOOK ACCOUNT! (proof that he is LinktheWolf in teh top left corner)
- File:Deviantart-favicon.png graychild1 his sockpuppet with the same retarded art.
File:Deviantart-favicon.png LinktheWolfAbandoned since Feb. 15th, 2008.- LinktheWolf on SheezyArt abandoned
- Lulzy journal entry baleeted
- A stupid furry club that he's a part of, and is proof that he's lost his humanity
- personal website filled with fail, faggotry, and bad grammar DEAD
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