⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
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1. The maitre d' at a restaurant tells you your table is ready and calls you "sir," you say:
a. Nothing, you wait for your boyfriend to answer.
b. "Right here!"
c. Nothing, you nudge your girlfriend forward instead.
2. Look up. What does your hair look like?
a. Very long
b. A greasy she-mullet
c. Roman Holiday
3. What's in your mouth at this very moment?
c. Chewing gum
4. Have you ever experimented with girls?
a. Does science class count?
5. The Grand Canyon is...
a. A canyon carved out by the Colorado River
b. Mother Earth's vagina, and we must protect her
c. Really boring...is there a girlie bar around here?
6. What kind of car do you drive?
a. A Honda
b. A green pick-up truck
c. A white Volkswagen convertible
7. Which one of these ironic shirts would you wear?
a. "I'M WITH STUPID"
b. "SCISSOR ME TIMBERS"
c. "EAT MY PUCCI"
8. Which of these do you find the most appetizing?
a. Meat and potatoes
b. Fish tacos
c. Peaches and cream
Mostly a's...You are not a lesbian, just an attention whore. Consider becoming an hero.
Mostly b's...You already know your sexual orientation, you sick fuck. You are the "man" in the relationship. Go lick your girlfriend's vulva and iron your flannel shirts.
Mostly c's...You are a lesbian, dammit, but the "woman" in the relationship.
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