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    Police.gif LEELAH ALCORN IS BURNING IN HELL!
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    Leelah Alcorn is actually a tranny.

         Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


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    May he rest in peace for being oppressed by his parents. Satan will watch on him.

    Joshua AlcornTemplate:Trans better known by his tranny pseudonym Leelah Alcorn, was a tranny who gained infamy in late 2014 by by means of public an heroing. Ultimately, as a result of being prevented from mutilating his body by his righteous Christian parents, he took on the alias of Satan's Wife, and then jumped in front of a truck and died of COVID so he could join up as one of Satan's little bitches.

    Normally the story would just end there, and no one would give two shits further, but thanks to the power of the Internet Hate Machine, it has turned into a giant social justice warrior clusterfuck with deranged, gender-insane, circle-jerking nut balls fondling themselves in a desperate bid to try and force society into becoming unwitting participants in their self-reinforced delusions.

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    In Western Ohio, born and raised, Joshua Alcorn first claimed to be trapped in a girl's body at age four, and came out as a homosexual at 16. His parents, being good, god-fearing people, immediately pulled him out of school and eventually took him to Christian psychologists trained in the art of "conversion therapy" as a last resort to try and save him from everlasting fiery torment at the hands of the Devil. Unfortunately, their actions were not swift enough, for the Devil had already firmly grasped his young soul and had ensnared it beyond the reach of God's hands.

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    I have decided I've had enough. I'm never going to transition successfully, even when I move out. I'm never going to be happy with the way I look or sound. I'm never going to have enough friends to satisfy me. I'm never going to have enough love to satisfy me. I'm never going to find a man who loves me. I'm never going to be happy. Either I live the rest of my life as a lonely man who wishes he were a woman or I live my life as a lonelier woman who hates herself.
     

     
     

    Apparently considering cutting too mainstream, Alcorn decided to end his pitiful existence by walking out on to an open highway, eventually getting hit by a truck. Why he chose such a flamboyant method can only be guessed at, but he obviously never even considered how the poor truck driver, Abdullahi Ahmed of Florence, Kentucky, would feel, after being a forced participant in his revenge ridden suicide.

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    As can be expected of Tumble-tards, the premiere infestation of SJWs online, their user base collectively flew into a fit of man-child rage upon learning of Joshua's suicide, accusing his parents of 'literally' murdering him.

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    The common perception is that it wasn't Joshua Alcorn who decided to throw himself in front of a moving vehicle, but rather his parents somehow pushed him out in front of the truck's path or in some cases they chose to blame the driver, frothing off in all caps how they couldn't figure out why the driver hadn't been arrested for vehicular homicide.

    Of course, the fact that praising people who commit suicide encourages others to do it was lost on them. In effect, they have created a literal "suicide culture" by celebrating the death of Joshua Alcorn, which openly encourages young people to throw themselves in front of moving vehicles in order to be forever loved by society, forever celebrated, forever immortalized as a "victim" and to incite hatred and violence against those that openly chose not to drink the SJW's suicide-flavored Kool-Aid.

    To further illustrate just how deranged these transgender psychopaths are, one needs only examine their constant use of the classic cult recruitment mentality of, "It's our way, or NO way!"

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    That conflicting bias is likely the reason why even with sex changes the suicide rate amongst so-called "transexuals" doesn't really change much. Even if Joshua Alcorn had been treated as a girl, even if he had been allowed to mutilate the body he was born with, the body he couldn't accept, statistically speaking he would have committed suicide regardless.

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