(((Laci Green))) (a.k.a. Cowtits) is a moderately-attractive and extremely hyperactive 31-year-old internet "personality" and self-proclaimed "sex educator" who posts videos on YouTube that teach you about the joys of sex – which actually sounds pretty awesome until you realize that Laci is yet another hypocritical feminist SJW who lacks the basic intelligence that's required to wipe her own arse.
Laci, being a typical hypocritical femi-cunt likes to decry the horrors of sexual objectification of women, while using the same camwhore camera angles to maximize her cleavage. She even whined about how the media bombards men with images of sexy cleavage, even as she simultaneously bombards YouTube with her own cleavage. As a self-claimed 'sex commentator' on Jewtube, Laci plagiarizes the research of others and rehashes it all with an infantile girly-girl persona. She is in her mid-twenties now, and still talks like she is in the seventh grade. Most people are prone to giving this dumb bitch the pussy-pass because her tits haven't sagged yet, however, life is going to go downhill for Laci once she's past the age of thirty and becomes a loose winkled up slut. This empty-headed slag with horse-teeth is only smart enough to exploit her above-average looks to draw in virgin white knights to defend her sorry dumb ass from criticism. Like how she's used her popularity on YouTube to spout mushy-brained feminist propaganda to the retarded horny masses.
- 1 Who Is Objectifying Laci Green?
- 2 Attempts At Getting Sam Pepper V&
- 3 Secretly Wants to get Fuck Hard by the Buff men she Claims to Hate
- 4 DO NOT WANT
- 5 Perfect Role Model
- 6 Serial Rapist
- 7 Fat Girl Slim
- 8 Laci Green Abuses The DMCA To Censor Others' Opinions
- 9 Quotes
- 10 Gallery
- 11 See Also
- 12 External Links
Who Is Objectifying Laci Green?
Attempts At Getting Sam Pepper V&
Being quite the humorless cunt and victim card carrying feminist, she can't come to grips with the notion of another YouTuber like Sam Pepper is harvesting any precious Jew golds by actually being funny or so much as producing marginally tolerable content.
Secretly Wants to get Fuck Hard by the Buff men she Claims to Hate
DO NOT WANT
Perfect Role Model
Last Thursday several Youtube and Tumblr victims came out alleged that Lacy had rape them after she said that she believed anyone that claims they've been raped on YouTube. According to the FBI statistics quoted from Lacy, 8% of rape allegations are false. However, there are more than a dozen accusations against Lacy proving the allegations to be true. Investigators noted that Lacy may have been under the influence of alcohol or heroin when she was committing such heinous acts from fucking animals, and bronies, to caterpillars, and pets.
Fat Girl Slim
Laci Green Abuses The DMCA To Censor Others' Opinions
In October, 2016, one of Laci's spastic fans contacted her via The Twatter to inform her that a YouTuber named Roaming Millenial had committed the grievous crime of using Laci's image as the thumbnail for one of her videos!!111 Laci immediately responded by reporting the offending video to the YouTube police.
It Was Actually A Sequel
Many years ago, back in the forsaken year of 2009 Laci tried this hand for the first time, when someone made fun of her boobs.
—Laci, admitting to being mentally challenged
- Infogalactic page written by others people instead of her fanboys of the Wikipedia page.
- Her personal site
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