⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Knuffy does not agree with any part of sex or nudity and will never go into stuff like that, ever. Enough said.
Knuffy is a 28-year-old babyfur sick fuck (no, really) and grade-A retard who lacks a job and lives with his mother. One look at his art or writing makes it apparent that he is an honest-to-God fucking Downie who needs to be put in a retard asylum and chemically-castrated ASAP. Knuffy is also living proof that babyfurs who don't know basic internet security should be tormented the fuck out of until everything they held dear to them has been destroyed. He is also BFF with another diaperfurfag, and has complained about butthurt coming from this article to him, only to create more lulz than bad.
- 1 Quick Facts About Knuffy
- 2 Such beautiful words to my ears!
- 3 Say it one more time, fucktard!
- 4 Oh nigga done got raided!
- 5 Developments On the Raid
- 6 Gallery
- 7 Further drama!
Quick Facts About Knuffy
- Pokémon in diapers seems to be a running theme with Knuffy.
- Knuffy has recently been disowned by Illinois, and as such has been deported to a habitat more suited for him.
- When asked by someone about if this was a fetish of his, the ever-naïve Knuffy had this to say in response:
- He KNOWS ED tells people that furs are BAD OH NOES!
Such beautiful words to my ears!
Tears come of every shape and form. Crying is part of life that can be even the strongest of hearts. Tears is easy to do if it is pain. Everyone cries with the tears. Tears from heaven is special that the spirits give onto Earth with hope and friendship. The spirits cry aswell as people when someone dies. There are tears of joy, when a new life comes to earth. Animals cry aswell. They cry for the same reason people cry. Some people try to hold back their tears and is sucessful. They should cry because it is emotional. People will cry when they need be. Tears can help people show the pain and the person ussually give a hug. Hugging and tears go togather.
Knuffy is also a lonely babyfur :(. He also likes to talk in the third person.
I have a feeling I feel unlove. I been alone for 2 days without anyone to talk to. It seems like everyone is trying to avoid me except of talking to Knuffy. I am not very busy at the moment. I just wish someone love Knuffy. I not sure how long I be on, but I am for sure I am a babyfur inside out. I am just a lonely babyfur that feels unlovable.
The Teachings of Knuffy
Tell your mother, sister, or neighbor to get an ultrasound. I put it in here because of breast cancer. It kills more woman then birth, murder, abuse and suicide put togather. It hurts your family if the woman is gone. I am not a lady of no sort, but my grandmother died when I was 9, some 21 years ago. She did not die of breast cancer, she die of a brain tumor. It hurt me so much when she died because I lost a friend, and a family member. Now she is resting in peace with my grandfather who just died 2 years ago. Remember that we love the ladies and we want them to fight. Fight and become healthy.
Love, what is love. It is the thing that people feel inside. Disable or not, helpless or helpful, everyone has love in them. If people hurt that love, the people will stop caring. If people stop caring, that means the love will be gone forever. If people love thy neighbor and thy neighbor love that person, then love will live forever. It is not that love last forever, but it can last as long as furs and humans live on the planet togather. A person might not like another, but in the heart, the person will feel loved with even the littlest hi or happy holiday or even a kiss and a hug. A gift is love itself. People not understand that love is a great bond that bring people togather, and hatred is the band that brake people apart. Lets just say that people who care for eachother can live in the same bonds. Disable or not, fur or human, it not matter because love will take over the greive.
The hug is a special gift that everyone has. It will calm the worry and confort the scare. It will help the sad and concuer the evil. The hug is one gift that can not be replace by anything. One hug can say stuff that words can not say. The hug has the peace of people of many of years of love and health. Very few people understand how much a hug cost. As for friends, the hug is free and it is a gift that can give out during holidays, birthdays or anyday. There is not one hug that can be evil. You can look at anything or anyone that need a hug. People are not the only ones that need hugs. Animals feel the same way. Dogs and cats love hugs from their owners. Even animals hug each other like bears. The hug is special and it will never be replace with a kiss, smack or lick. It has a meaning of it's own and it is in your heart that the meaning lives.
Dream is special that everyone does it. People dream nice thoughts, scary thought and the thoughts that contain in the future. Dream can come true if the wish is for the dream. The purest of hearts will lead the way through the dream and the dream will be of the wildest thoughts. Most dreams are not real. Some dreams people make them real and it cause trouble. Dreams are where spirits, and anime, and other unexplain stuff happen. Everyone dream and nobody will get hurt from a dream if the person knows that the dream is in the head of the dreamer. The nightmare is a type of dream that scares one person. Nightmares are there to sometimes to warn a person of evil. Other nightmares are there because of something someone saw last night. Just remember, it is also a dream and dreams are mostly fictional.
Nothing is not more special then a kiss. The kiss is a major sign of love. Kissing is the most interact part of a human or animal life. Sometimes people kiss a relitve that die to show emotions. the kiss will lead to peace on the earth that of the peace in the own houses. Kissing can be lips or it can also be licking. Animals lick other animals and people to either show emotion or taste. Kissing and love go togather and everyone, from the littliest of babies to the oldest of people deserve a kiss and a hug. It not need to be a one time event as a baby, even people of the 20 and 30 years of age need a kiss once a while by a friend or family member. Give a kiss out if it is in reallife or in fantasy, it will make people feel good.
The heart is a special place of one and all. Everyone has a heart and they have to believe in the heart to live the dream of what they want to live. There is nobody better then anyone Jew. That person might be disable, even mentlelly, physical, or emotionally. They all have a heart. They also have feelings in the heart. Harsh words will destroy the heart in pieces. Negitive comments will hurt the heart in one person which that person not want to draw, or write or do any poems. Negitive words will destroy the heart in words and phrases. Positive comments make the heart smile and happy. Only ones who have full of heart can make everyone happy by the words that comes from the heart. The ones that hurt already inside also have heart. Their hearts was damage from what others said about how they talk, feel or draw. Everyone is the same. Aboriginal is no difference from Jew person black person another person. The person might be disable, but that person has feelings aswell and the heart of others will help that person see the light from inside. Even the heart of evil has love in them. Just remember what happen when your heart is young and your not a good drawer or writer. Others will look at the drawings and comment evil against those drawings. I will never say an evil word to even the worst drawings. I will never make fun of disable people and I am always there to help my friends when they need help, because I have heart.
- Listen to more Words of Knuffy, dramatically rendered by ED.
The babyfur is a group of furs that live in the breeches of the univurse. They love to be with others and love to help others out. Some says that babyfurs are pedophiles or rapist or murderers. The babyfurs are nothing like that. Babyfurs love one-footed pajamas, bottles and espicially diapers/nappies. Babyfurs will help out anyone that need help. THey will come down in from the clouds and see if there is any problems that they can fix. The bigfurs not like babyfurs because of the babyfurs ways. The babyfurs will love the bigfurs more if the bigfurs look inside their hearts and see that we are all one. There is really nobody that hate anyone else. The law of the land from day one is to love the neighbor. The neighbor might not get along with you and you not get along with the neighbor, but there is one speical bond with the neighbor and the fur. They might show the same interest. The neighbor might also be a babyfur. The babyfurs love to look and to play with other babyfurs, wither with roleplay, pictures or stories. There is another thing that babyfurs love. That is the babyfur loves to have friends. A friend that is kind hearted and peaceful and protect a babyfur from danger and the babyfur will use the power giving to them from the creater to help their friend out when they need it. That is the end of this story or peom or whatever you like to call it. I hope this clear some out of what a babyfur is and that the babyfur will be around as long as there is a fur around.
One of Knuffy's Stories: Translated from Retard
Say it one more time, fucktard!
Knuffy's Live Journal account is a constant source of sweet, sweet lol-milk. Contained within are various topics, such as:
- How he's constantly "improving" his "artwork"
- How love and heart and tears and happy bring people together
- His latest journey, but "Not a journey of with legs, but of a journey of heart"
- How people should raise their kids. Apparently, teaching them not to be sick fucks is a horrible thing.
This window into Knuffy's pathetic soul also comes with its share of irony:
"I am waiting for my 10th year reunoin from High School. Ten years ago, cool. I will see all my friends, which is probally 15 others in my class because about half of them are in jail because of drugs, dui, or one killing his father. That is not much but i graduate in a class of 38. That is about half the class in jail."
According to Knuffy, something must have really fucked these people up. amirite?
Oh nigga done got raided!
January 14, 2007, Knuffy was hacked (and "hacking" on DeviantART usually means you were goddamned stupid enough to give away your password). It was a short-lived haxx0r as the dA admins take the internet seriously and their banhammer is swift. But the Internets find a way. They find a way.
Developments On the Raid
Knuffy's email account was subsequently raided by an unknown patriot in an effort to root out secret Furluminati cells and report them to Interlol. In the midst of this, the following shocking email from Knuffy to Illinois State Senator Emil Jones ([email protected]) was discovered:
—Knuffy, in email to State Senator of Illinois Emil Jones
Now having access to his email, /i/nsurgents need only hit the "I forgot my password" button to gain entry to all of knuffy's accounts. Using this strategy, a full internet holocaust of everything he owns begins. Forums are raped with lemonparty and the pain series while Knuffy admits to being a transsexual. An /i/nsurgents wet dream comes to life in full.
The Phishing conversation
An /i/nsurgent from 7chan created a hoax gmail account to rape Knuffy's password, and then the retard fell for what may possibly be the most unconvincing DeviantART hacking story ever.
Full log of phish bewteen me and knuffy:
Me:Dear Knuffy, It has come to my attention that a large spamming/trolling site is targeting you for attack. They haven't started yet, but probably will soon. If you email us at [email protected] we can probably work out some way to stop them. Thanks, Deviant art staff team. Knuffy:They have not started yet, but when they do, I will make sure to contact you.^_^ (minor crapflood of comments) Me:Ok I banned that guy but there will be more so email me at [email protected] Knuffy:You told me to email you when I get a chance. I am emailing you now. I hope you can stop these guys Me:OK, we have a problem. I could technically access your account and set it so people couldn't flood the comments, but due to some bugs in the system (we're hard at work fixing them) this could give a hacker an opportunity to compromise that information and get into your account. There are some hackers watching your page who came from the trolling site (ebaumsworld.com), so it would be much safer to just give me your password. Otherwise we're going to have to deal with a slew of people hijacking and erasing and uploading stuff to your account. Thank you, DeviantART staff team. Knuffy:It is Cyndaquil. Me:OK, I'm going to work on stopping them so stay out of your profile for a while so I can add the right blockers. Those spammers won't be able to attack you. Knuffy:Thanks, it will give me time to work on my club some to gather pics.^_^ (disgusting images uploaded) Knuffy:Did you put those nasty images on my site? I do not want them and want them off right now! Me:No it was a hacker, he/she got all the info when I logged in. I really hope our coders figure out this vulneribility fast because the hacker keeps resetting the password when I try and log in. Knuffy:Because you are the admins, you guys can control the hacking I think. I thought you guys have a password that will overturn all passwords. Me:We're working on it, but you don't understand, there are literaly hundreds of these trolls all running scripts that continually press that "I forgot my password" button. This locks us out from our accounts because our password is constantly being reset. Once a coder can get in to his account (probably not for a while) and block the reset my password button we can restore everything. Don't worry, you're page will probably be completely restored by tommorow morning at the latest. A bunch of us are staying up all night to try and combat this so we should be able to get them. And they will face legal action. Thanks, DeviantART staff team. Knuffy:Why not close the site to views. It might be safe for other members not to get these trolls on. Me:We can't do that, they've completely locked us out. I'm starting to suspect this is a professional group of hackers and not just some script kiddies. I recommend staying off the site, they may try and get viruses on it. Knuffy:I am telling my friends to stay off the site too. The more of us that is off the site, the easier for you guys to fix the problem. Knuffy:DO I have to make a new account because I went on there to log out of my club and it says that my account is banned. I just want to know the progress of it before i go to bed. Me:Yeah the hacked accounts had to be banned to prevent more shock images from being posted. We might be able to restore your account but they did some serious damage. I wouldn't recommend making a new account yet, wait a little and we can see if we can get your old one back, Thanks, DeviantART staff team. Knuffy:Thanks a lot. If you not able to, email me in a few hours. I will be doing what I ussually do, try to improve me artwork so it be better then what is on now. Knuffy:I am back. If I can be in service, I can help on fixing my account, but if I can't, you canwork on it and I can keep on waiting. (at this point I get into his gmail account, and all hell breaks loose)
Any forum is better with pain series.
Hacked and lemonpartied.
The forum that was shut down.
PROTIP: Don't let moderators have the power to change/delete boards.
A brave man spoils the ending of each and every fascinating role-playing story on Knuffy's forums.
Never trust a Dill Weasel.
Mods on this forum are slow as all hell
Knuffy fanart by Nets
- Knuffy and emil jones.png
- Bad mudkip MSpain.jpg
Knuffy fanart by A RAPE SPIDER
Knuffy fanart by Ket
- Obama meets knuffy.jpg
Knuffy tries his luck with the nigra senator
- Bear hug!.PNG
Knuffy fanart by Riboflavin
Knuffy fanart by Blargh
Knuffy fanart by your mom
- Knuffy has teh heart.JPG
Even a faggot like Captain Planet can't love Knuffy by SloanRanger
Knuffy fanart by Yoshi Prower
Hawt fanarts by Okemo
—Knuffy, acknowledging that the raid on him has officially broken the fourth wall.
- Newest DA account. Be sure to pay him a visit.
Knuffy is part of a series on
Visit the DeviantART Portal for complete coverage.
Knuffy is part of a series on
Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage.
|Featured article February 2, 2007|
|Featured article February 18, 2007|