Kitty0706 (Colin Wyckoff) was a fat, semi-psychotic gmodder who is so unfunny, he actually gave himself cancer. He posted videos on YouTube to a following of 300,000 social outcasts who are convinced by their intense autism that this bald faggot is actually worth laughing at. Despite the fact that he talked about furries on Twitter and YouTube, he definitely wasn't one and you are gravely mistaken for thinking otherwise. If you're a parent, his videos excellently illustrate the merits of having a late-term abortion.
Failing Health and Death
Kitty0706 wasn't always the bald, bloated, closeted furry we knew today. In 2012, his sustained yiffing had started to take its toll and he soon found himself infected with the rare strain of AIDS known as Leukemia.
The quality of his videos started deteriorating as the disease took its toll, and he became fatter and balder until he morphed into the floating face you see on this article. Coincidentally, this was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually work to earn money, when instead he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase. And with this steady decline, it won't take long before this flabby circlejerk wasn't the size of the Moon.
As you can see, most of his humor stems from the ADHD school of comedy. Thankfully, the decline in effort means his videos were getting progressively shorter, sparing future viewers from having to watch anymore than a few seconds of this bullshit.
Remember, he's not a furry.
- His personal Facebook
- on YouTube
- on Twitter
- on deviantART
- on tumblr
- on wikia
Kitty0706 is part of a series on YouTube.
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the cancer that is killing /b/
7 Proxies ♦ my /b/ face ♦ Caturday Nap ♦ Checking In ♦ Combo ♦ C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER ♦ Drama Prairie Dog ♦ DSFARGEG ♦ Everyone Get In Here ♦ #fortune ♦ Flood Detected ♦ GET ♦ Godly Luck ♦ Hai Guy ♦ I Don't Roll That Way ♦ Naked banana ♦ Name my band ♦ Post ending in (x) gets to name my (x) ♦ Prove Me Wrong ♦ Roll Call ♦ The Game ♦ Trying Too Hard
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