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You can help by people who delete shit, and vandalizing their user pages.
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Kidavi, also known as Metanomoly, Fuckyes/Forcryingoutloud or Jesus christ, will you just fucking kill yourself already, is a famous Tartlet who whores herself out on DeviantART, Livejournal, y!Gallery, and her own personal site, for extra lulz. She like to put rude words in her aliases, because she so dark and edgy. And if you're offended by this, you're just a close-minded hater with no life. Like any other lulzy Tartlet, Kidavi draws in Animu style, kisses up to the popular kids, does anything for attention, and of course responds to critique extremely well. Oh, and remember gaiz. It's her style.
Kidavi- oops. I mean Metanomonolopoly has a tendency to leech off the popularity of others. She enters whatever fandom is currently going to get her the most attenshun at the time, and has to rape it. She can't just enter it. She beats it like a dead horse and squeezes every last drop of praise, asspats, and love out of it until it is nothing but a small shriveled pile of shit on the pile of old, soggy trends.
This however has backfired on her, more than once. Last Thursday when she was
EVER1 LOOKIT MAI ART NOW WATCH ME DRAW I R SO AMYZING11111desu Livestreaming, she decided she would stop drawing, and let everyone know she was talking to Doubleleaf (arguably the most popular artist in the fandom) on MSN. Her entire chatbox shat itself, comments blasted at her left and right, faster than her tiny Azn eyes could handle, asking her to talk to Doubleleaf for them.
This resulted in everyone getting the Ban Hammer, but not before saying "uhh don't tell me what to say to my friend", and promptly shutting off the Stream without warning.
Unless you're constantly giving her praise and asspats, you're doing it wrong. Kidavi is such an amazing, talented artist, with an incredible grasp on anatomy, color theory, perspective, and other crap, that you don't dare critique her, lest she send her rabid fans after you.
—ToshiyaNeko, on Truth
Oh great. She's also a Jew
As if it couldn't get any worse amirite? Well you're wrong! Kiderpi is not only all of the above, but she's also a Jew folks! She decided to make a flash doll of Ezio and accept donashuns in order for her to add other outfits. What a cunt. She doesn't seem to understand that this really isn't how art works. One does not upload an unfinished piece and say "it won't be finished until you give me money"- but she did it, only to have someone report her directly to Ubisoft. Oh the lulz. Never has a bigger brick been shat, she promptly bawwwleted it, and refunded those who donated, followed up by a tl;dr journal filled with bawws and her blaming it on her having a hard life. Quick! Someone call the waaaaambulance. But it doesn't stop there. Her fans quickly rushed to the side of their fallen queen. Assuring her it was OK, and that whoever did it was a total baka desu and had no right as she wasn't doing anything wrong. Shockingly, none of them seem to understand the concept of copyrights. Because making money off of copyrighted characters is, you know. Against the law. But it doesn't matter, because she has over 100,000 pageviews!!
- Her y!Gallery Looks abandoned. Though she keeps her submissions up of course. She just cries for attenshun.
- Her other y!Gallery account, which she uses to get attention
- http://twitter.com/metanomaly/ Her main Twitter
- http://twitter.com/unincredible/ Her second Twitter. VIP's only I'm afraid. Which means not you. Tramp.
- Her Formspring- H8ters and flames will b ignord u guise!111
BAAWWWWWLETED No longer accepting Anonymous questions. Proceed to make troll accounts.BAWWWLETED!!!!11
- One of her Livejournals
- http://metanomaly.net/ Her website
- http://www.hitoshura.com/ Another website. As if her shit didn't clog up the internet already.
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