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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.

Æ Roadmap

  • Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
  • Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
  • Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
  • Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
  • .onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
  • CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
  • Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
  • Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)

  • Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.

    If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.

    You can also email me via [email protected]

    Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.

    Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021! - aediot



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    Adobe Flash -- $600.00??!?!?! Not any more!

    Keygens (Short for key generators,) are wonderful tools created by hackers who have managed to outwit the developers of copyright-protection schemes, thus making overpriced software like Adobe® Photoshop® accessible to everyone. Without keygens, every image macro and lulzy photomanip in the world would have to be made with MSPaint.

    ZOMG VIRUSES LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Sadly, finding keygens on the web that aren't, in fact, riddled with spy-ware or viruses is a difficult and risky proposition. It's a shame internet pirates can't distribute software keys using an alternative method, such as having the serial number written in a simple text file. NEVER, EVER DOWNLOAD KEYGENS FROM KEYGEN SITES. THEY ARE FULL OF VIRUSES. DOWNLOAD THEM FROM TORRENT SITES, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.

    Some keygens display a crappy visual effect while playing an equally crappy chiptune created with Fasttracker 2.

    How they work

    Keygens request a certain field of information that the software you are getting the key for also requests. It generates a valid key based on what you entered.

    Online Keys

    If you're afraid of your dad finding out you've been downloading stolen and morally wrong software like The Sims 2, you can try and find keys for your program on the internet. These sites are usually flooded with hardcore HTML and hardcore pornography; a winning combination if you're trying to be discreet about your cyber theft. Follow the steps below to obtain internet supremacy:

    • 1. Visit Serials.ws
    • 2. Find your specific program and version (good luck faggot, you never can).
    • 3. Try them all only to find out that none of them work.
    • 4. Proceed to hit your dick with a hammer.
    • 5. ????
    • 6. PROFIT