⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Kelly Martin Broderick
In Summer 2013, someone had the nerve to call a feminist out for being a fat disgusting unfuckable tub of lard in the form of a quasi-funny "meme" that otherwise would have been non-notable. The whore in question, Kelly Broderick, apparently aware that she is horribly fat and borderline disfigured, decided that instead of exercising or eating a vegetable, her time would be better spent writing an article entitled "MY PICTURE WAS STOLEN AND TURNED INTO A FAT-SHAMING ANTI-FEMINIST MEME ON FACEBOOK".
Kelly made the same typical mistakes of every overly ass flustered SJW noob on the nets. She fatsumed she was magically entitled to shit "just because" and as a result of that self-centered, special snowflake sense of entitlement she ran around demanding that the ever elusive Internets Police take action against the mean cyber bullies that were "stealing" her pictures.
Apparently as a result of continually soaking her head in lead acetate (hair dye) every other day, or simply as a result of faulty genetics, she stupidly thought it was possible to magically remove shit from the Internet and in turn created another cautionary tale in how to invoke the Streisand Effect.
Like all demented, naive, socially inexperienced, regressive feminists she didn't understand the first thing about Copyright Law or Fair Use, which explicitly protects satire and parody usage of copyrighted material. She also didn't comprehend that by uploading the images to FaceBook she actually signed over her copyrights to them and didn't even own the images at all at that point. And regardless it was impossible to actually find out who made the original caption and there's no way she could somehow stop millions of random strangers all over the planet reposting it on every other website and server imaginable anyway.
Her self-created "perfect shit storm" wound up causing the image to spread even further, with even more people laughing at her. No longer just about her ugly looks and morbidly obese body they were now laughing at her stupidity and ignorance to add self-insult to her "genetic injury". She is now effectively perma-branded as a fat, ugly, social justice retard in desperate need of an extremely late term, postpartum abortion.
Having finally realized that she is a complete fatso, she decided to go on a diet, so that she could become
attractive not vomit-inducing ugly.
In her new found diet, where she is down to 7 jars of Nutella a day, one day is also dedicated to her eating fish.
We at ED had the opportunity to interview her brother Matthew on her weekly intake of fish. Here is what he had to say:
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