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Kamunou is yet another emo hyena nigger furry lol-cow. His pasty cracker exterior fills him with self-loathing, and as a result, he self-injures while listening to Disturbed and System of a Down. Negative attention whores like this are easy prey because they never stop replying.
The drama with his ex- is the result of an addiction to Kamunou's "tiny, rough" cock, and the clingy drama that resulted when their e-relationship became about nothing more than sex. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. He constantly bitches about being trolled because of the resulting drama, while cross-posting it to any forum that hasn't yet banned him(Deleted post)
"You are still a sexually driven fucker, you seem to forget about the posts that you made where you were bragging about getting buttsecks from that faggoty ass dragon."
Their yiffiness approached such epic levels that cock pix can be found all over the various chan boards and YouTube. The ex-, a notorious babyfur, was banned from LJ when LJ Abuse found his underage cock pictures.
"Furries ACCEPT people."
Anthrocon '06 apparently opened Kamunou's eyes to the ONE TRUE FURRY WAY, so he proceeded to rant about how half of the fandom -- namely, the half he isn't a part of -- isn't "real," and consists of what he calls "psudofurries," only interested in porn and FChan. He also described "real furries" as completely accepting of people and their disgusting kinks and fetishes.
Another way Kamunou follows 'the furry tao' is by creating YTMNDs. They are generally mocked because 1) he is a furry; 2) every time someone has an opinion contrary to his own, he goes Blackwingdragon-nuts with emo-rage and e-threats.
I'm an emo kid
"You can f*cking suck my ass, you f*ggot. Last thing I am is a f*cking emo."
He really hates being called "emo." It sends him flying into an emo rage that can only be quelled by listening to emo music while taking MySpace angle pictures, posting them on his el-jay, and smoking cock.
Internet tough guy threats
"And for the record, I USED to slit my wrists, every f*cking day back when I was fourteen. But I realized something. Life is worth living, despite the *ssholeS who constantly come in and try to f*ck it up. If you think you're getting me emo over this sh*t, you're doing just the opposite. I'm filled with f*cking RAGE, and I want nothing more than to slit your f*cking throat in five different places, rip your f*cking cock off, and mutilate your body until it's nothing but bloody ribbons."
- U GOT NO LIFE!
- I'm going to be a bigger man and stop replying!
- I did it for the lulz.
- This is all very amusing to me, please continue!
- I love all this attention! Worship me!
As an attention whore, he'll no doubt love this ED entry.
His furry tao
- "Wow, you win, hands down, god knows I can't possibly be as superior and awesome as you, sir. So I'm going to be the bigger man and walk away now." (Stop reply #1)
- "Well, that just goes to show you that I have more of a life than you, who's obviously bored out of you're mind 24/7 and has nothing to do but talk down to people. And if that's what you want in your life, more power to you, but it's really quite pathetic. I'm done with this, you're a waste of my time." (#2)
- "Oh hoh. First of all, I keep replying because this entire thread is mainly about me. Which I'm totally flattered over, seeing as I've totally just triggered a bunch of trolls to totally do what they do best."
- "This entire COMMUNITY is a mistake, but the people in it are too full of themselves to admit to that."
- "The bottom line of this is that this entire community is full of hatred and idiots who focus on the horrible things in their lives and laugh at other people's mistakes. And you're one of the people that support it. And yes, this community is fucking sad. The only reason I'm posting in it is because you bring me OH SO MUCH amusement. Faith... in humanity... deminishing... HEHEHE It's like a drug!"
- "And as for you not having a life? Well, you really don't, obviously. But you do have a good point. Neither do I though, so I won't bring it up again."
- "I'm seriously done with this, now, I have shit to do. Oh hoh, I can see it coming. "OHH WE SO BEAT HIM!!! I BET UR GONNA GO CRY AND SLIT UR WRITSTS!!!" Hehehehehe. In all honesty I don't give a shit what you say about me, if you haven't already determined that at this point. Which you probably haven't, but JUST TO LET YOU KNOW. Bye bye, friend. <3<" (#3)
- "I leave you with this, you fabulous, racist bastard." (This is where he posts the I YIFF U LIEJOURNALER image, lol. Also, #5.)
- "As I said, I'm done. And keep your JazzRiff goon out of my journal. And for the record, this whole ordeal had me grinning like a retard the entire time. Saw everything coming from a mile away. Thank you for the laughs. ^___^" (#6 FTW)
- "Mmhmm. And, for the record, I DID do it for the lulz. And I hope we see each other again some time, despite whatever you may say. :D" (Still going.)
I'M IN UR WIKI, BLANKING UR PAGES
Like most aspiring drama-llamas, Kamunou tried to delete the evidence of his douchebaggery, failing to realize that revert wars only increase the lulz.
Somebody is apparently unclear on the concept of wikis.
Available on request. Both Jakerz and Kamunou couldn't get enough of the internet attention, so they posted fugly nudes all over the various chan image boards and , and MySpace angle emo videos. When Kamunou could no longer pretend to care about the drama, he finally committed LJ furicide, declaring everyone involved to be "really immature."
- BAELEETED AC thread.
- Drama_awesome lulz.
- His lol-journal.
- List of things he hates.
- Sex drama, lol.
- YTMND where he goes apeshit and the related comments.
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