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|100px||Kabutolover334 is an Epic Lolcow|
And should be trolled to death in the usual fashion
|File:Aspergerbenice.gif||This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Kabutolover334: Powerword Megan E. Joseph (b.February 3 1989) , first came to the attention of ED when attempting to whiteknight the epic lolcow SephirothPrincess941. Rushing to the aid of her supposed internet best friend, Kabutolover334 gave us our first glimpse into what was to come. Many lulz were had at her expense due to her godawful spelling and admittance to being semi-retarded because she has autism. When Sepphy eventually raged on her for daring to post in her signature that she loved the same animu faggot as her, most of the attention turned back to SephirothPrincess's monumental asshattery. Why a self-proclaimed Christian was hanging around a devil-worshiping Jashinist in the first place is anyone's guess. She also despises yaoi because it's icky and doesn't conform to the bible while we all know Sepphy can't get enough of the hawt boy loves!
Kabufgt fell off the radar for a while until an anonymous Tartlet commissioned a work parodying her Mary-sue dragon OC. Lulz ensued.
NOT A WHALE!!! and Curtain Horror Movies
After seeing the parody work Kabutolover334 proceeded to have a shit fit, reporting the artist Stapledslut not once, not twice, but eleven times. Baaaawing that her OC shouldn't have been used without her permission (despite being a blatant re-color Spyro Mary Sue to start off with) Kabufgt then started to bitch how the creature her Sue was killing was not a whale but a "shadow blod". In her list of likes and dislikes she stated she hated "curtain horror movies" instead of "certain" since she doesn't know how to use spell check. This also resulted in a laugh fest.
She proceeded to uploaded a character reference picture of Glacia Warrior Dragon's arch nemesis on her account to show how it wasn't a whale and replied on every comment left on the parody art. Since she can't draw worth shit everyone left comments on what an awesome whale she drew which spawned it's own plz account. She began playing the internet tough guy and ignoring the attention or responding with positive replies. She joined an Anti-trolls group, creatively named The-Anti-Trolls Club and constantly tells the other members that she's reported suspected felons so don't worry!!! which is simply more proof of her ridiculously bloated USI. She truly believes herself to be the pure and virtuous champion of good who smites the evils of the internet.
Being 22 years old and still living at home with mommy, Kabutolover334 has no life and spends her entire day on Deviantart stalking better artists than herself (namely everyone). But you better damn well not draw yaoi or she'll tell you how disgusting and wrong that is! Kabufgt will comment on every. single. damn. picture ever drawn by popular Narutard artists in their gallery. She also favorites about 1000 pictures a day. When someone thanks her for it, Kabufgt practically demands that they check out her ttly awsum gallery as well since she took the time out of her busy day to look through theirs.
She joined a DA group for OCs and bawwed when her entry wasn't accepted for being a Mary Sue and then bitched to the Mods that their journal entries on character flaws were aimed directly at her. Meanwhile her own
Group baaawleeted is nothing but a self-serving tribute to her OCXKabuto because it trooo wuv. She also has several pages of comics in which she swoops in like an avenging Mary Sue to save her precious character from the evil clutches of Orochimaru (despite the fact that it has been stated that Kabuto works for Orochimaru willingly). Kabuto beats her up and then all is forgiven with a big mushy hug. Kabutofgt then takes him to her world of badly drawn OCs...or some shit. It's one whale of a tale!
Kabufgt professes to hate politics, raging at one poll writer for talking about the BP Oil Spill on Earth Day. The following day she commented on another Tartlet's picture that touched on the same issue. She claims to ignore haters with ugly stamps all over her page and then the stamp beside it states she reports trolls. Hypocrisy much? She also blocks comments and flags them as spam so remember to screen cap! There are some inconsistencies in her gallery. Several of her older deviations appear to be mediocre or show a little improvement which leads one to wonder if they are perhaps traced. Either that or her work has just gotten progressively shittier.
On April 21, 2011, Kabufgt was briefly on television on an Indiana news station, WSBT. Anchor Debra Daniels was doing coverage for The Little Black Dress Event, hosted by Goodwill Michiana. Being on a local crap news segment inflated her already bloated ego even more.
Like most of the Tartlet population, Kabutolover334 writes shitty fanfiction. Her magnum opus is
Glacia: Fail Dragon Baaawleeted also found here , the aforementioned Mary Sue. She also has written short stories about her and Kabuto (with her name as Meg or Kabutolover334). Her poems are visions of a deep intellectual soul as evidenced here. She is actually deluded enough to believe that one day Glacia: Warrior Dragon will be published. After more parody art was made for her (and some epic troll linked her mother to this page on Facebook) she got butthurt and decided to delete fucking everything because OMG this page is full of lies made by whackjobs.
Kabufgt made her triumphant return a month and a half after leaving. Within a week she threatened to Rage Quit again because of all the negative comments. She reached new levels of Derpitude when she created a sock puppet account of fail and tried to white-knight herself. Filled with "cussing", homophobic remarks and total USI, the sock puppet journal was littered with the same icons she's fond of and links to the same anti-troll club she used to spam. Although denying that she was the creator of the
CrapTrapper account, the journals filled with Assplurgian prove otherwise. She deleted it shortly after rather than admit to her fucktardary.
Meg spends her time on Facebook playing Farmville and other wholesome activities such as Gay Bashing. She can be found here and here letting everyone know she's straight and proud. But she's not hating on people, it's "just her opinion LOL". Like every other aspie fucktard on the planet, it's only her opinion that counts and anyone who disagrees is a troll. She has a new failbook group dedicated to her art. She's attempting to sell her wretched abortions for $5-$15 a piece. In typical Meg fashion, she's begging for moar publicity. Let's all help her out.
She's deleted everything and finally Rage Quit! Will she be back? Only time will tell...
Please keep in mind this story is original and is not a direct rip-off of Spyro at all:
Being the dumb, arrogant shit that she is, Kabufgt was stupid enough to leave her real name on her DevianTart page and to leave her Failbook unprotected for all to see.
Ways to troll Kabutolover334: Keep in mind Kabutolover334 has actually faved some parody and anti-religious art, likely believing them to be the real deal. She can't wrap her head around ideas that don't conform to her own and has a bad understanding of sarcasm which means sincere-sounding comments get the most lulzy replies.
- Tell her it's a goddamn whale
- Tell her Kabuto is an awesome pokemon but Kabutops is way cooler
- Spam her page with yaoi
- Tell her Kabuto is in love with Orochimaru
- Bash Christianity on her page
- Mail her pro-gay material and bondage equipment catalogs
Gallery of Fail
RapeTrap Her sock puppet DA account Baaawleeted
New DevianTart page Baaawleeted sucked admin cock to get it back Baaawleeted again
DevianTart Page Baaawleeted
Her MySpaz friends only Baaawleeted
Her FailBook Art Group Notice all members are friends/family
Failbook Page 2A second group with more of the same
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