Justin Trudeau

HEY SHITLORD, HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR CALENDAR (AND YOUR PRIVILIGE) RECENTLY?

IT'S 2020!!

Justin Trudeau, the bastard son of Marg and Fidel Castro and the androgynous little sister of Donald Trump, is a Liberal soyboy elected to office in Canada as Prime Minister. His main election promise is to legalize marijuana and to turn Canada from a (comparably) respectable civilized country into a multicultural suicide-bomb-riddled hellhole. He converted to Islam in 2016 and declared his support for Allah during a 2017 pride parade, shocking crowds when he failed to suicide bomb the entire event. Some have called him a marijuana-addict because of his support for legalizing it.

Justin Trudeau's newest trolling involves putting more women into the Canadian federal cabinet in order to con SJWs into thinking he's on their side to secure their votes in following elections which, unsurprisingly, worked. Justin then moved on to delude people into thinking that instead of telling a woman where she belongs they should instead support women's rights. He also supports investment in national education for indigenous citizens so they can dream up new things to whine about in order to suck more monies from the whites like a feathered bestiality-loving mosquito. Many moralfags are pissed about the murder of babies via abortion, something that people in Canada have not cared about in decades aside from creating an excuse to jostle this cuck.

Due to his young age, the fact he is a clone of his father from 40 years ago and because of his status as a massive SJW he has been called the Hipster Prime Minister. This is multiplied by the fact that he replaced the now ancient Stephan Harper, outraging millions of Canadian Conservatives.

	“	If you fight the fire, it wins.	„
	—Justin Trudeau, on the fires of 2016.

Cannabis

	“	We had a few good friends over for a dinner party, our kids were at their grandmother’s for the night, and one of our friends lit a joint and passed it around. I had a puff.	„
	—Justin Trudeau, smokin' dat dope.

Trudeau is one of the first elected Canadian politicians to openly endorse marijuana legalization. This is long after the Canadian Supreme Court ruled in favour of giving marijuana to Cancer stricken patients. Under the Harper government, the RCMP would go in and arrest anyone with a single plant, regardless of whether or not they had permission from health Canada.

People have been smoking marijuana in Canada for at least 60 years, and many of the people opposing legalization of Cannabis are also the same people who smoke Cannabis recreationally. This is especially true in British Columbia, where 420% of the population grow and SMOKE WEED ERRDAY. In reality, BC should have legalized it a long time ago so they could legally export the cannabis to Americunts, sparking another long international trade war about trees.

Prior to being legalized, most cannabis was bought and sold in Canada through stoners, Hells Angels, injun gangs, or Provincial Mental Health programs. Canada runs a large amount of seedbanks for cannabis cultivation which make marijuana in the US much easier to cultivate. Now that it's legal, most cannabis is bought and sold through stoners, Hells Angels, injun gangs, and Provincial Mental Health Programs. People might actually buy the stuff from legal venues if the cost wasn't through the roof and the quality wasn't utter shit.

IRL trolling

	“	He's also sold all of the country's gold to jews, which will provide a long enough distraction for goldstein to turn his back and allow the arabs to come in and culturally enrich canada with a lot of men wearing weird belts	„
	—Some anon after writing a bad new article and in desperate need of Haldol.

Justin Trudeau's trolling began in Parliament, where he openly swore in front of everyone about some shit. This caused a massive amount of TV and internet drama about the incident.

Other trolling include his attacks on his predecessor, Stephen Harper, which are boring as fuck. He also supports bringing more brown towelheads to Canada from Syria.

Trudeau is also a flaming homosexual.

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As denounced by Snopes, so it must be true

	“	“It is with deep sorrow that I learned today of the death of Cuba’s longest serving President. “Fidel Castro was a larger than life leader who served his people for almost half a century. A legendary revolutionary and orator, Mr. Castro made significant improvements to the education and healthcare of his island nation. While a controversial figure, both Mr. Castro’s supporters and detractors recognized his tremendous dedication and love for the Cuban people who had a deep and lasting affection for “el Comandante”. I know my father was very proud to call him a friend and I had the opportunity to meet Fidel when my father passed away. It was also a real honour to meet his three sons and his brother President Raúl Castro during my recent visit to Cuba.	„

In his latest and greatest troll Canada's first butt pirate Prime Minister praised his father's dead butt buddy Fidel Castro. This has caused great butt hurt among those who found their loved ones and property in the way of Fidel's glorious search for True Communism.

Affirmative Action

Recently Trudeau's speech about making the Canadian cabinet have a 1:1 ratio of women to men has sparked a minor online shitstorm because Trudeau's argument for the whole thing was that it's The Current Year. Not to mention the sad fact that he believes that if something is 50-50 male and female it'll somehow fix everything.

When Alberta went up in presumably drug lab-related flames, Trudeau responded by turning down every country that offered aid before begging South Africa (which, unlike the others, is predominantly black) for help. This went about as well as you'd expect, since it turns out that the Kaffir method of dealing with fires mainly involves hitting them with leather sticks. So about a month was wasted training the specially imported niggers before they were finally deployed, which amounted to nothing since the lack of whipping-related encouragement meant that they started loafing around and demanding more money in less than a week.

Canada Last Policy

Unlike God Emperor Trump whose musings result in drama, lulz, and retards everywhere fucking exploding every time he says something mean in the media, Trudeau's musings result in a thick drivel of embarassment and anti-lulz for the Canadian people (which, however, is a rich source of lulz for the rest of us). In this regard Trudeau could be considered the Bizarro Trump: both are milky white and covered in paint, both are in charge of a rapidly declining country, and literally everything to come out of their mouths pisses off a majority of the public, but The Donald paints himself a glorious orange hue and has a mouth that is a rich fountain of memes while Trudeau paints himself black only on occasion and has a mouth dripping with Fail and adequate quantities of jizz.

Trudeau's Canada Last Policy is his version of the God Emperor's America First Policy, which sees to prioritize terrorists and buckskins over and above everyone and every thing else (taxpayers, the employed, law-abiding citizens, the elderly) at every turn. Where the Great One wants to deport the illegals and keep the immigrants where they belong, Trudeau wants to shuttle as many of them as possible into Canada until the majority population is terrorists and Canada is every bit as shitty as the Middle East and the government collapses under handing out all that free money. Where the God King wishes to see terrorists punished for their crimes, either killed or sent to Guantanamo Bay to be tortured for national security, Trudeau wants to pay them millions of dollars to apologize for imprisoning them after they killed innocent people.

At the end of the day he's either the most epic Muslim Troll to have ever lived, or an absolute retard. Possibly both.

Notable Quotes

"If you kill your enemies, they win."
"The Budget will balance itself."
"The Liberal Party believes that terrorists should be able to keep their citizenship."
"Deficits are a way of measuring the kind of growth and the kind of success that a government is able to create."
"I am a feminist."
"I don't read the newspapers, I don't watch the news. I figure, if something important happens, someone will tell me."