⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Add pixplzkthnx to JtkieferPlz to be adding some pix now kthnx. Consult the image selection process for help, or just google up some pix.
Plz remove this notice once there are plenty of pix.
Jtkiefer was once a respected administrator on Wikipedia. His time as administrator lasted for about a year, until he asked to be de-sysopped so he could deal with "personal problems". Most admins who need a break have the sense to just take one instead of making a huge deal out of it, but there are enough attention whores on TOW that nobody saw this move for what it was: the first sign of things to come.
Jtkiefer missed Wikipedia after only a short time away, so he decided to create a second account, Pegasus1138, with which to edit under the radar. It's an open secret that many TOW administrators have sockpuppets so they can go edit Pokemon articles without being embarrassed, because even Wikipedos get tired of serious business once in a while. However, most of them have the sense God gave a squirrel and know better than to let their two accounts meet in any way.
Not Jtkiefer. He decided that being a lowly peon wasn't a gratifying enough Wikipedia experience, so he decided to try to get his "admin bits" back, but on his new flying-pony account instead of the old, already-approved account.
It didn't help, of course, that Pegasus1138 had a history of edit-warring and contentious behavior, such that more experienced users had to step in and warn him.
And it also didn't help that the same experienced users voted against him when he requested adminship.
Of course, after such cunning misdirection, no one would ever suspect that Jtkiefer and Pegasus1138 were the same person, and they certainly wouldn't be likely to accuse Jtkiefer of sockpuppet abuse. No, in fact, they would welcome him back! That Jtkiefer fellow was so level-headed and fair when dealing with rebellious users like Pegasus1138 that he clearly deserved a second run at the adminship he voluntarily gave up.
The Wikipedia community did not concur, voting 30-5 for Jtkiefer to GTFO after he revealed his clever plot in the expectation that everyone would want to be his friend. Narrowly missing a hearing in front of the Arbitration Committee, Jtkiefer found all the cool kids discussing what the fuck to do with this faggot, and delivered this totally dignified response:
Yes, it was all the Wikipedos' fault that they couldn't recognize how helpful it was to have some dramafag requesting adminship every couple of weeks and arguing with his own sockpuppets. Damn them.
In the end, with his two accounts blocked, Jtkiefer was allowed to keep one super-secret account, which only the arbitrators know of, and he may only edit in the most obscure and boring corners of the Wiki. Since this was his own plan, observers are certain that nothing could possibly go wrong.
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