⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
man who lives in his parents basement and wants to be the best voice actor evar. His voice acting skills can be seen here . WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ANIMATION MAY CAUSE VOMITTING AND BLEEDING EARS Since he currently resides with his parents, he suffers from sucking on Momma's titties for far too long. When John isn't sucking his mother's clit, he's turned to DisneyFan01 and tries defending her. This only leads to more lulz because he is riddled with contradictions and faggotry. He is particularly known for getting banned because she confronted him about stealing dialogue in his fanfictions. He proceeded to cry like a virgin and marked her comment as spam. Whenever people address him on this issue, he will tell you that it's "fanfiction", promptly mark your comment as spam and block you from his page because he's too much of a spineless cunt to hear solid truth.or John P. Fadeley is a 28 year old
Fics and Art
When John isn't getting cockslapped by his Daddy for a welfare cheque, John enjoys writing fanfiction. It is known that almost all of DisneyFan01's fanherd is comprised of tracers/copiers. John is no exception.
When confronted on the plagiarism, he is quick to say;
—John, deluding himself.
Basically, what John likes to do, is steal entire plots, scenarios and dialogue and add DisneyFan01's Mary Sue. His entire story is actually a fanfic of Disneyfan's fanfic, and is basically just a clusterfuck of every Disney movie, jammed into one horrible text.
—HanakoFairhall, leaping to John's defense...and FAILING.
—akaCRASH, lol pwn.
John actually believes himself to be a good writer, and constantly asks his fanherd what their favourite parts of his fanfic are. This ultimately results in awkwardness, as his fantards try to cobble some response together, and overall embarassment of everyone reading, except for John of course. Really, his awful writing, atrocious puns, blatant copying, and exclamation point abuse even makes his fantards eyes bleed, and some even admit to it.
The Not-So-Secret Life of the Internet Pedo
It should also be noted that JTE happens to be a pedo. That's right, John, like many /b/tards enjoys himself some delicious loli. His number one lover happens to be DisneyFan01's number one groupie, keblademasteress. She's a
ten sixteen year old self-proclaimed "Deviant of Many Talents" and has a crush on wants to fuck his fictional self-insert, which is essentially the same as liking the actual author.
It seems that John also lusts after Marina Seadrift, Disneyfan01's self insert that he writes fanfic about. However, because Marina is paired up with John Silver, he's had to be paired with one of Keblademasteress's OCs.
Don't worry, John. Chris Hansen will set you straight.
Sometimes it is just too easy to pwn John the Enforcer. 
His reasoning behind hiding anything that has critique/calling him out on his plagiarism is "naysaying".
Be sure to screencap anything you say to him because he will hide it then block you.
John vs. ED?
—John the enforcer, proving that he has zero originality whatsoever.
Recently, John's been suffering from a case of unwarranted self importance, and attempting to wage war with ED. Too bad Anonymous has better things to do, otherwise John would have had the cock of corrupted lol slammed in his pooper a long time ago.
John-the-Enforcer, being the internet bodyguard Andrea NEEDS.
JTE: his emotes are terrifying.
Obscurity joins in. Spongebob has been mentioned previously. Chaos.
JTE explains nothing and continues being irrelevant.
JTE totally pwns with his shitastic puns.
Gallery of Hate
John is the one true super hero of the Interwebz.
JOHN SMASH D<
A tender moment between pedo and loli.
Still such a gentleman.
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