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John Locke
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John Locke is a character from the unpopular television drama Lost. In the show, this lovable skinhead often fucks everything up for the castaways. Why? Because he's Locke. If you get in his way, he's going to fuck up your shit. He is so fucking awesome, he's named after a philosopher from the Age of Enlightenment who influenced the Founding Fathers.
Locke eventually found his way onto 4chan and continues to fuck up everyone's shit. It's all part of the lulziest meme to show up on /b/ for a long time.
History
Locke was once an orphan born from a teenmommy, basement dweller, and cripple. During the attention whore emo CP lover phase of his life, he donated a kidney to his dying dad, who kicked him to the curb before the doctors were done stitching him up. Pissed off, Locke started fucking shit up. He forced an airplane crash with nothing more than the power of his mind. His crippled legs? He fucked them up so badly that he could walk again. Every season finale of Lost asks the questions "Who will Locke kill next?" He most recently managed to kill himself, then became a zombie, proving he is Jesus, then fucked his own shit up so badly he ended up dying. It was only a matter of time. The "new" Locke is actually someone else in John Locke's form. It is, however, inevitable that Locke will return to fucking up everyone's shit.
On the 4th of November, Locke became the president of the internets. This day will be remembered.
Bridge collapse? Miner cave-ins? ED:IRC? Locke fucked up their shit.
Locke will fuck up your shit. This cannot be avoided.
Gallery
- Death Note John Locke.JPG
he just showed charlie his future...OH SHI-
he's also a pretty cool guy
- Lockecrush.jpg
- Lockexerxes.jpg
Locke's ancestors.
OH HAI, WANTA SNAX?
Oh hai. I fix'd ur sub.
IZ IN UR PIT
- PortraitLocke.jpg
lulzy but DOING IT WRONG
- Locke117.jpg
Locke 117 ruined the Monitor's.
- Locke (FFIX NPC).JPG
Locke will fuck up your air cab.
- Holdpen.JPG
At least you can still hold a pen?
- Lockepicard.jpg
John Locke's sister, Stephanie Meyer, fucking vampire's shit.
- Snoggerlocke.JPG
Locke noes nagas.
- Weegee locke.JPG
Locke fucks up Luigi's shit and creates a monster
- Locke Patriots.JPG
- Lockedefeats300.JPG
Locke fucks up SPARTAAAAA
Locke fucks up...OH SHI-
- Johnlockesuperman.JPG
That was no accident.
- Lockeruinsmeme.jpg
Locke fucks up memes.
- Locke911.jpg
Locke fucks up WTC
- Lockeshuvel.jpg
- Lockelionking.jpg
- Lockevase.jpg
- Lockelostheroes.jpg
- Lockemongler.jpg
- Lockemongler2.jpg
- Lockeepisodeone.jpg
- Lockevader.jpg
- Lockeusb.jpg
- FordLockus.jpg
- Lockedogs.jpg
- Lockeanhero.jpg
- Lockelooneytunes.jpg
- Lockedogchinesefood.jpg
- Lockemegatron.jpg
- Lockenigger.jpg
- Lockeschiavo.jpg
- Lockewatermelons.jpg
- Lockewindows.jpg
- John locke bridge.JPG
2007 Nevar Forget.
- LockeHeath.jpg
- G2008sb7.jpg
- Johnlockeruinedthednc.jpg
- Johnlockekilledzarqawi.jpg
- Johnlockeheavensgates.jpg
- Johnlockekilledking.jpg
- Johnlockejonestown.jpg
- Johnlockemexicanfood.jpg
Oooh, tacos!
- Metallocke.jpg
That bus crash was no accident.
- Lockechair.jpg
- Lockevan.jpg
- Lockesweeneytodd.jpg
Locke ruins up Sweeney Todd.
- Locke-presidency.jpg
John Locke ruins the presidency...
- Islandlocke.jpg
This isn't a punchline it's just a damn plot summary.
- Lockevsbikes.JPG
- Candlefuckup.jpg
- Johnlockefuckedwoodysshitup.JPG
- Lockeweb2.JPG
Locke will wreck your shitter.
Locke went to Obama's nomination speech.
Those moralfags are no accident.
- Lockfuturefuckshitup.JPG
even in the future, Locke fucks shit up.
- LockeWillFuckUpYourHolidays.jpg
Locke will fuck up your holidays.
Will fuck up your Zelda.
- Johnlockexfiles.jpg
John Locke fucked up building in X-Files (and x-Files movie too)
Tyra's shit is fucked up more then usual.
- LockeED.jpg
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