Joe Biden

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Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., a.k.a. Joe the Sniffer, #JoeMentia, or Creepy Uncle Joe, is an old condom that somehow was once the side bitch and token segregationist of a magical black man and former libtard deity B. Hussein Obama. He is known for his constant gaffes, dementia, and pedophiliac behavior around children. Joe won the Democrat 2020 Presidential Candidate nomination last Thursday when the DNC didn't want to eat out of Colonel Sanders's socialist KFC-bag offered by the SJW faggots. As the Democrats' more conservative choice, Biden promises to cure cancer, AIDS, and climate change while raising taxes to give out free drugs and tuition to foreign invaders.

You'll have to excuse Uncle Joe. He hasn't eaten in awhile.
Well I tell you what, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.


—Joe Biden, Presidential Hopeful Explaining his Sociological Concept of Race.

There are probably anywhere from 10 to 15 percent of the people out there that are just not very good people


—An Interesting Percentage.

2020 Presidential campaign

After Hillary's failure to secure the DNC the presidency ol' Joe Biden was picked as their candidate as he had found some popularity by Redditors pre-2016 elections. And so it was written that all other candidates shall be disqualified and Joe shall face Trump in the 2020 election much to the dismissal of socialist Bernie Sanders supporters as it was his last chance to run for the presidency since he will most likely be dead by 2024. The Democrats don't even care that he is an old senile man that is not only perverted but majorly creepy and to top that likes to bark at his critics. In one of his debates, his dentures fell out, and in another one, a blood vessel in his eye burst and left him red-eyed until the end of the event. It's clear to say that this will be the most entertaining USA elections ever as this makes an even greater mockery out of the DNC.

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The somatic effect of restraining oneself from groping everyone in the room.

What the hell 'concerns', man? You wanna wrestle?


—2020-2024, the New Golden Era of WWE.

Children issues

What would you do if a child was in front of you?
Metal Gear Biden

That’s why I’m running. You want to check my shape, let’s do push-ups together. Let’s run. Let’s do whatever you want to do.


—Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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Slowly cross yourself, do a 360°, and walk away...

If you agree with me go to Joe... 3-0....3-3-0, and help me in this fight. Thank you very much.


—Zip Code for Atlanta, Georgia and Last Possible Location of his Medication.

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