⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
IT'S A MAN, BABY!
Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__)
Joanna Rutkowska (formerly Jan Rutkowski) is a Polish security faggot, primarily known for her research on tranny trap installation and hiding techniques. She's widely renowned for being the first transvestite to admit her condition on a security faggotry conference.
Other faggots with computer security knowledge consider him to be hot and feminine. Dan Kaminsky is currently engaged to Mr. Rutkowski.
Rutkowski transformed himself into Rutkowska using a special technique called Blue Pill. She claimed at BlackHat 2006 that Blue Pill was completely undetectable, so in 2007 two researchers challenged her to prove her claim in real-world testing. Rutkowska responded that she would agree under a modified set of conditions:
- Five (5) computers instead of the two (2) proposed
- No continuous buttsecks for more than one (1) second
- A payment of between $384,000 and $416,000
The researchers declined her proposed conditions.
How to detect the trap
This entire section is dedicated to help security faggots and unsuspecting passengers, for detecting the Blue Pill installed on Joanna Rutkowska. Shall you encounter this rare specimen of rootkit, beware.
- The chin is a big danger sign saying: root kit.
- The thing around his neck contains Blue Pill. It will instantly turn the penis into a fake vagina ready to lurk for poor virgin security faggots. People with real sex experience will obviously note the difference of touch and wetting and panic almost instantly.
- The TPI Industrial radioactive particle emitter is used to increase estrogen levels. This helps to convert the man boobs into small realistic-looking tits. Don't be fooled, they are more fake than your moms.
- The wig sticks to the head thanks to some chewing gum compound mixed with whale semen. It's highly nutritious for the skin and slows down the balding process.
- Use Red Pill
I has stealz malware
Engaged to Dan
Joanna and Dan Kaminsky have been engaged since 100 years ago.
—Joanna Rutkowska asking for it
Joanna Rutkowska is part of a series on Security Faggots
2cash • AnonOps • Brian Salcedo • Fearnor • Fry Guy • Gadi Evron • g00ns • Hack This Site • Hacking Team • hann • Joanna Rutkowska • John Field • Joseph Camp • Lizard Squad • LulzSec • Mark Zuckerberg • MarshviperX • Masters of Deception • Michael Lynn • Krashed • Raven • r000t • Ryan • Steve Gibson • th3j35t3r • The Regime • Sabu • Zeekill
Avira • Ciscogate • Cloudflare • Conficker • CyberDefender • Defcon • The Gibson • The Great Em/b/assy Security Leak of 2007 • Heartbleed • I GOT NORTON! • Is Your Son a Computer Hacker? • Operation Sundevil • PIFTS.exe • Social engineering • Stylometry • SubSeven • Zone-H