⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Jonathan Evan Hochman of West Hartford, Connecticut is a Wikipedia Jew, in the truest sense of the word. Unlike other Wikipedia Jews who pretend that they are building an encyclopedia, Jonathan Cockman is intelligent enough to see Wikipedia as the game it truly is and play it to his advantage. He can always be seen purposefully drama whoring and grandstanding to gain power and move up the wiki ladder.
Jehochman is a "Search Engine Optimization" consultant and is everything that's fucking wrong with business on the Internet. He is the founder and chief dickbag of Hochman Consultants where he assrapes his client with no reacharound. He engages in "COI investigations" against other people using Wikipedia for such purposes, simultaneously using Wikipedia to promote his own business. It is not hard to figure out what his true motives on Wikipedia are. He believes that Google is the truth police (really no fucking joke) and they should listen to whiny little fucks like him when he stomps his feet.
He probably isn't all that bothered by this article because it won't show up in the first page of Google results for his name.
—Jonathan Hochman, lying about paid editing
Jehochman claims on his userpage that he doesn't edit his client's articles directly. Last Thursday a Wikipediocracy thread appeared, and the OP laid out the evidence that Jehochman's claim is a bald-faced lie. Hochman has been editing on behalf of his paying clients for years.
Jehochman is a faggot who cruises furry channels on IRC to cyber-YIFF. Not that there is anything wrong with being a faggot, but being a faggot who has to get off on IRC while wearing an animal costume because you're too ugly to cruise for cock in a public park or skanky shower club must be proof of some kind of social maladjustment.
— Jonathan Hochman, better than being sued.
Jehochman has made two unsuccessful bids to become an Arbcommie.
For pure drama-whoredom, he loves to step into ongoing Arbcom conversations and clap his hands and stomp his feet making announcements about how he will use his admin magic powers in the dispute. (Clearly no-one else at Arbcom has magic admin powers or decision making ability.) He has no bull in that fight but he wants Arbcom to act faster so he intercedes his own judgment.
In December, 2013, Jehochman repeatedly badgered a candidate about an undisclosed account on Wikipediocracy, after this candidate won with the most amount of votes. Sadly, the nascent Arb gave in to Jehochman's bawling, and now the Committee has the same amount of teenaged aspies as last year.
- Link to butthurt faggotry: Arbitration request
- What a grand web designer Hochman Consultants
- Blah blah blah not just a nerd blah blah 
- I hate Google wahhhh 
- Watch me act unilaterally because my admin magic is greater than anyone elses! 
- I will protect my IRC YIFF-buddies who suck my cyberbullcock. 
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