After almost becoming an hero because of its chronic depression, Jeffree Moon found hope in Jeffree Star's music. While it may seem to be a typical internets tranny whore, Jeffree Moon is on a quest to have Encyclopedia Dramatica's article on Jeffree Star removed.
JMoon's sole purpose in life is to do anything humanly possible to stop "JSTAR-persecution". In other words, JMoon will scour JStar's page by constantly refreshing for a chance of even the slightest derogatory comment popping up.
Jmoon will stop at nothing to seek "retribution"; pretty much Jmoon will just constantly whine "your jus jelouz of jstar, cauze he so Kawaii" hoping that the attacker will find themselves so overcome with guilt that they kill themselves.
After, Jmoon celebrates by bragging about "Making the world a better place, one STAR hater at a time." When, really, most people don't even give two shits about the fugly man-whore until they can't stand to hear anymore about how 16-year-old-girls wish they were as original and pretty as he is.
Typically their blog entries are only read by about ten people. Anyone with enough time on their hands to do something like this needs to find a better hobby than defending an egotistical, holier-than-thou make-up laden tranny.
Jmoon seems to have an obsession with "pwning" people, But only ends up looking like a
spacker that's loose in a library reading books out loud like this "DER WOZ UNC A FARRRGOORRRRTTTTTTTTT CALLED JHEFFARYYYYYY TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR WHOOO GORTTTTT BUMMMEDDD BY A UNEYECHORN!", Spastic twat. fucking retard.
In a feeble attempt to justify their existence, JMoon is trying to encourage Jeffree to help all the depraved and dying people in Darfur. Jeffree, however, will never express any interest in this movement unless it involves the grinding up of refugee's corpses to make more makeup for him. Their touching letter to him that he ignored because he's too busy clubbin' in LA with artfags is as follows:
The letter than goes into a shameful poem that utilizes basic HTML to look more artsy. And you thought it couldn't get any worse.
JMoon recently lost one of their friends after a long battle with AIDS, and his death alone now justifies their existence, as they state in this quote:
—JMoon, mourning Scarlet
Jeffree Moon tries to make shitty punk music after its hero Jeffree Star. Music so shameful, so hideous to human ears that Rick Astley and Tay Zonday become appealing. Quite possibly the most disturbing music available on MySpace. Once again following in the foot steps of his lord and savior, Moon fails it.
Like any MySpace friendwhore, Moon's attempts at shameless self promotion earned it only around at least 100 moar friends. Moon, due to its retardation, did not notice. Moon continued writing shitty lyrics about nearly becoming an hero:
Jeffree Moon and the Lulz
Jeffree Moon hates lulz. Its MySpace profile says this:
What this faggot fails to understand is that it pwns itself on a daily basis and has done so since last Thursday. However, whenever an aspiring troll came in contact with it, they were banned by the MySpace police, and Moon remains an arrogant faggot.
Jeffree Moon and Encyclopedia Dramatica
Moon's MySpace profile discusses how to vandalize Encyclopedia Dramatica's Jeffree Star article. However, Moon fails it yet again because it only takes a couple clicks to revert an article. Here's the actual text:
This is where this lol-cow is able to be milked the most. Below are some quotes from Moon's blogs.
Jeffree Moon claims its career is over after making one shitty CD.
Translation: Is it can be an hero tiem now plz??
The profile supposedly remains active because Moon's friend Scarlett (allegedly male) became an hero, so Moon keeps it up in Scarlett's memory, not to be an attention whore. However, the profile's headline, ""BIGGEST JSTARfanclub! OFFICIALLY 2k starlings strong!"" suggests otherwise.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! BREAKING NEWS MOTHERFUCKERS!
The faggot band are back, And possibly making a new song, best get to trolling these fucking tranny ass raiders. Piss taking of said dead friend wins one free internet.
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