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Jared Lee Loughner
Jared Lee Loughner✡, or Classitup10 or Uncle Fester, is the visionary bastard child of Steve Wilkos who shot Arizona Money Hoarder Jew in the face as a matter of political discourse. After reading his nearly illiterate rants and incoherent comments, one soon understands why he was driven to action: to put an end to the harvesting of the people, through the Fraudulent conveyance of Language! Judge David-Wynn Miller's teachings about Quantum Language armed him with the knowledge/power to have all our words, especially in contracts or any legal documentation unarguably correct! So, who is Lolghner?
Republicunt extraordinaire Andy Schlafly was quick to jump on the liberal media's exploitation of the horrific crime to bash the Tea Party and Sarah Palin. He cites MSNBC, as proof that the shooter is liberal. MSNBC. Andrew Schlafly cites MSNBC as a platform to rebuke the "liberal media elites." For his second source, he scrounges the internets to find some "new" info from the Phoenix New Times, the old media's equivalent to Craigslist. This begs the question: why would a liberal nutjob shoot a liberal Democrat? Was she not left-leaning enough for his liking? Was this some Machiavellian scheme to discredit the Tea Party? Is he just batshit? Perhaps he was simply going for the high score. The world may never know.
Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) is a member of the U.S. House of Representatives from the 8th District of Arizona that was found outside the kitchen on January 8th, 2011. She and several old fucks were dealt with by Lolghner, established as a mentally ill faggot upset at his own inability to speak English. Representative Giffords was shot point blank in the head, yet still managed to live. This should be fixed in the next patch. The gunman's frag count is up to 6 kills and 14 partials, falling short of the 33 frags and 25 partials racked up by Seung-Hui Cho. As of now, Giffords is in the hospital in critical condition. Among the dead are Federal District Judge John McCarthy Roll and a nine -year-old girl who was born on 9/11/2001. For some fucked up reason, the fact that she was born on the day the JEWS DID WTC evokes more teary whining and promises of "thoughts and prayers" from people pretending to give a shit than if she'd been born that Monday.
—Dr. Rhee, trauma surgeon at the U of A, Answering a journalist's dumbass question about where Giffords was shot.
Sarah Palin did GG
—Sarah Palin, backtracking and being a hypocrite
Crosshairs or surveyor's symbols? You decide!
A short while after the shooting, she got butthurt and tried to remove the image from her website. She believes that it wasn't her fault that she encouraged people to assassinate lawmakers. It's the evil journalists who are out to get her, skewing a simple call to voters as violent rhetoric. Sarah referred to it as a 'blood libel', which is funny because Giffords is a jew, and just like most things, Palin obviously doesn't know what "blood libel" is, let alone, its proper context.
— Obama in July 2008
Fred Phelps, too?
The Righteous Shall Prevail (Skip to 1:43)
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My name is Jared, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, non-dreamers who spend every second of their day using non gold or silver backed currency. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever had a conscience dream or been the mind controller? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own bad grammar, but you all take to an unconstitutional level. Thus, this is even worse than the federalist laws in 987,123,478,961,878,341,234,671,234,098,601,978,618 B.C.E.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best tackle. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the paranoid schizophrenia team, and starter on my messiah complex team. What sports do you play, other than "teaching mentally capable 8 year olds the wrong alphabet"? I also conscience dream, and have a banging hot congressional representative(I just blew her away; Shit was SO currency). You are all non-dreamers in need of sleep. Thus, you are a non-dreamer in need of sleep. Thanks for listening.
If the Pic was Related: It would be me and my bitch The Pic is Related Thus, it is of me and my bitch
|Kill count:||6/20 (15 injured)|
|Style:||14/20 Hitman: Silent Assassin, played by a chimp|
|Butthurt:||15/20 Notable, but no Columbine.|
|Bonus:||16/20 Failed to assassinate her, but killed 6 others!|
|Total score: 65/100 (D)|
The people he was actually able to kill and not fail
- Judge John Roll (63)
- Dorwin Stoddard (76)
- Christina Taylor Green (9) - born September 11, 2001. She came in on a tragedy and went out with a bang.
- Dorothy Morris (76) and Phyllis Schneck (79)
—Jared Lee Loughner, Introducing himself to YouTube
Fucking horrible music.
According to Paul Watson, Jared shot Giffords because she had rejected him after having an affair. Giffords Youtube channel was subscribed to only two individuals, and one of them was Loughner (The classitup account). But as soon as this was exposed, Jewtube quickly scrubbed the subscription so that it wouldnt hurt the "gun nut" narrative.
- Above Top Secret
- Judge David-Wynn Miller
- Hal Turner
- Doomsday Preppers
- Bruce Jeffrey Pardo
- Cho Seung-Hui
- Charles Whitman
- High Score
- Sarah Palin
- Tea Party
- Robert Butler jr
- Mother Jones
- A thread about Jared Lee Loughner's postings on Above Top Secret (his account was deleted)
- Jared Lee Loughner's posts here under username Dare
- Jared Lee Loughner is Jewish apparently according to world renowned philosopher David Duke
- News article discussing Jared Lee Laughner's Juggalo tendencies (Nobody is surprised)