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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
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Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Her boyfriend, Christopher Lee McCuin, allegedly kidnapped her, clubbed her over the head, diced her up and started cooking. It's unclear whether tasty treats ensued, but police say they walked in to find one of her ears boiling in a pot. McCuin claims that "God made me do it". DID HE???
After killing Jana, McCuin drove over to his ex-wife's house and stabbed her boyfriend. It's unclear if he also intended to eat him.
This has caused epic lulz in internet communities, especially far right ones. The story has also been a great source of seeing white women who love white cock and will defend it to the death speak out against the Jewish conspiracy that exists in the United States to destroy the white race through MTV and the cultural appropriation of rap music by white people. For example:
—Comment from NordicGirl 1/8/2008, 1:41 pm
PETA Pipes In
Shortly after his imprisonment, the animal rights organisation PETA posted a letter to McCuin's Texas prison, requesting that McCuin be placed on a vegetarian diet to quench his desire to eat tender lady meat. PETA Vice President Bruce Friedrich said:
—PETA Vice President
- A MySpace page dedicated to Jana
- Texas Girl Barbecued By Black Boyfriend!!!!1111oneoneone
- More info plus a brief video
- Info on PETA's request for McCuin's prison diet]
- Advice for McCuin
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