⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
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Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Woops, forgot my hat!
Jack Sparrow (full name, Captain Jack Sparrow, Esq., OBE, CBE, Pirate Lord Of The Caribbean, The Pauper Of The Surf, The Jester Of Tortuga) is a camp, terminally drunk pirate captain and the protagonist of Disney's shit-pile movie, Pirates of the Caribbean, played by FUCKING AMERICAN Johnny Depp.
13-year-old boys the world over have since wished they could be the infamous pirate captain themselves, and perpetually stumble about, feigning inebriation and using the sheer cluelessness of their cosplay as a clever tool to outwit authority figures! When not doing so, they tend to roleplay him in pirate-themed MMORPGs, and take some some version of "Captain Jack Sparrow" for their name. Jack Sparrow can unfortunately not get a boner. He is, however, in possession of a magic compass that points at what 'he wants' instead.
Every Halloween from 2004 to the end of eternity, an army of Jack Sparrow impersonators shall roam the land, strutting and quipping lines about stupid shit like missing rum and taking it in the ass from the Lord Of The Shitdicks himself, Johnny Depp, and John Barrowman.
PROTIP: Go to Blockbuster and switch Pirates of the Carribbean with the porno Pirates (Blockbuster carries both). The covers are nearly identical to each other and are indistinguishable to parents who are in a hurry.
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