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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.

Æ Roadmap

  • Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
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    Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021! - aediot



    Pictures plz

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    What? This article needs moar article and moar pics.
    You can help by adding moar article and moar pics.
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    Add pixplzkthnx to Pictures plz
    Plz to be adding some pix now kthnx. Consult the image selection process for help, or just google up some pix.
    Plz remove this notice once there are plenty of pix.

    Standard response to anything possibly even vaguely suggestive, or possible even vaguely related to the human body, by sexually-frustrated Internets users with no imagination (in other words, your average Encyclopaedia Dramatica reader, or any Internets user who is in it for more than just eBay and knitting groups on Yahoo!)

    Witness:

    Ohbutyouwillpet: So the other day I was fucking this two-month-old...
    Ed Rodriguez: Pictures plz
    

    Compare:

    Mediacrat: So the other day I got this hangnail shaped like Brotney Spears...
    Nicky the Goth: Pictures plz
    
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    Sometimes it's best not to know

    The curious thing about the use of "pictures plz" is that there are already at least 100 more readily-available nekkid pictures of people on the Internets than there are human beings on the planet, and many of them are of people far, far more attractive than the recipient of the request.


    Variations

    • gifs plz (old school)
    • jpgs plz
    • pngs plz
    • pix please
    • pixplox
    • pix plz
    • pics plz
    • pictures please
    • plz pictures (incorrect)
    • PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN
    • DO NOT WANT bmp!!!
    • pics or GTFO

    How to Request Pix on ED

    1. Insert {{pixplz}} at the top of an article or if an article could use multiple things, use something like {{needsmore|pics and internets}}.
    2. Bask in the glory of knowing that your desperate request will probably be ignored by the greater ED community.

    If you want to increase your ED Karma, however, Google up some pix for the pages listed here: Special:WhatLinksHere/Template:Pixpls

    See Also


    Pictures plz is part of a series on Language & Communication
    Languages and DialectsGrammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and UsageRhetorical StrategiesPoetryThe Politics of Language and CommunicationMediaVisual Rhetoric
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