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    Jéské Couriano

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    Mudkips This article needs moar mudkipz.
    You can help by adding moar mudkipz.
    File:Aspergerbenice.gif This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
    so you can't say anything bad! :-(

    Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
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    If you were under attack like this, wouldn't you be butthurt about it too?

    Jéské Couriano (Jeremy Harmon-Kiehl) is a Wikipedia administrator, opponent of Grawp, and child rapist. While it's true that he abuses children, this should not be used as an ad hominem attack against his abilities to properly administrate Wikipedia. Couriano also has Autism, which means he's a fucking retard who cries himself to sleep because he has no friends and he was born on the wrong planet His mom probably did drugs when she was pregnant, which is why his brain came out broken. Jeske also gets very sad when you talk about his family :( :( :( :( because his dad didn't love him and his mother loved him even less. He recently blocked a user for talking about his "family" :( Jéské has also admitted that he is a gay furry. In effect, this makes him a gay furry aspie. Sadly, this is a common ailment on Wikipedia.

    As with others like Ryulong and Sceptre, he also despises chan imageboards due to them being a source of vandalism, and for various other reasons. He hates them so much that he has written several essays about their lack of morality, such as a FAQ as to why the Mudkip meme cannot be added to Wikipedia, and has a personal hatred of Mudkip unrivalled anywhere on the internets.

    As with Grawp, Jeske is a Dungeons and Dragons expert. However, his views on notability differ from Grawp's, but since all the D&D fanbois on TOW agree with Jeske, they all come under attack from Grawp's wrath, which means that they have suffered harassment at the hands of Grawp, and his army of cockpuppets.

    His essay about what he calls "revision-edit vandalism" makes him out to be an internet tough guy warning against Grawp's personal army, and blocks the IP addresses for 3 months after even just making a single edit that they don't fully understand the consequences of, like the Charge of the Light Brigade being commanded by Grawp to die in battle without having any other choice about it.

    Userboxes on his page say things like “This user converts Kiddy Stuff to work with Dungeons & Dragons” and “This user is tired of hearing about "lieking Mudkipz.”[sic]. Also, “Despite the look of this user's handle, he is not of Spanish or Mexican heritage”... so why choose it as your name then?

    Yup, he really hates Anonymous and really loves to hate Grawp, in conclusion. He cooperates with NawlinWiki, Persian Poet Gal, Acalamari, Rodhullandemu and a few others... it's always the same names, and they're all working against Grawp, to only a moderate degree of success, lawl. Jéské has even stooped so low as to delete revisions from articles just because they contain the word “HAGGER?” in them.[1]

    The heart can cut both ways - the vindictive and cruel are condemned to purgatory. This is true both of the general population and Anonymous.


    —Jéské Couriano

    Jéské Couriano also takes Wikipedia policy into his own hands. Since he cannot assume good faith, he has two user talk pages - one for "legitimate discourse", and his main talk page as a "honeypot", because he actively insults vandals and assumes bad faith in a manner not permitted in several Wikipedia policies. However, he hasn't been desysopped yet becuase the Bureaucratic Fucks think he's a good vandal fighter, but he even fails at that, and gets extremely butthurt about Wikipedia vandalism.

    Quotes from Wikipedia

    Jéské Couriano's worst nightmare.

    OMG, disgusting content in 4chan!

    There should be a warning for the shocking and disgusting content.


    —An anonymous IP, on the 4chan article's talk page

    Read the article; that should have been enough warning.



    Miscellany for Deletion - Grawp userpages and categories

    Jéské Couriano makes a death threat against Grawp, unacceptable behavior for a Wikipedia admin.
    He admits to being an asspie!!!!1111oneoneone.
    File:Jéské Couriano trolled.PNG
    Jéské Couriano acts like a lolcow as usual by getting trolled by Grawp into defaming Alison.
    The problem is, if we stop encouraging it, there will be more trolling guided by his hand as he copy-and-pastes revisions onto 4chan for the purposes of mass-harassment where his hands aren't tied (as most 4channers that come here come here in the name of "anti-censorship"). Damnatio memoriae does not work.



    Again, wrong. So long as 4chan exists, and so long as Grawp can c&p oldids over on /b/, he will still disrupt the encyclopedia



    He will still continue, even though he will do so by proxy (i.e. posting oldids on /b/). It is asinine to think that removing Grawp will stop his disruption; if anything, it'll escalate it because you're giving 4channers a reason to harass users who dealt with him in the past (Damnatio memoriae, misapplied as WP:DENY).



    Denying recognition feeds trolls here, making DENY useless at best. How many times do I have to say it before it clicks?



    ban this fag

    This one guy was being racist and called me a black person, ban his ass, i hate racism


    —An IP editor on Jéské Couriano, shortly before receiving a block, as one could predict on Wikipedia

    Fighting Grawp again

    I wish he played Diablo II so I can hunt him down and restore Wikipedia's honor on there. Same goes for every other vandal.


    —Jeske, on Grawp, failing to realise both that Wikipedia is not a MMORPG and that Grawp would eat his character in any online game for breakfast.

    Hatred of Mudkip

    Depends. Can you get your men off the Pokémon articles before I feel compelled to DDoS 4chan?



    As we already established, Jéské really, really does not like mudkip. Despite being a Wikipedia admin, he is a total fake editor and is even worse than NawlinWiki in that he doesn't really contribute much to Wikipedia at all. Around half of his edits are on either this page or this page. Jéské also thinks that Wikipedia is a video game and tries to be an internet tough guy all of the time, but he succeeds only in getting really, really angry and butthurt all of the time whenever anything doesn't go his way, and making himself look like a idiot that we can all laugh at.

    Alison stuck up for Jéské Couriano when his questionable admin activity was brought to the forefront at the Wikipedia Review. Her rebuttal went a little bit like this.

    As to Jéské, he got pretty badly burned out on the Mudkipz meme thing back last year. It's like playing whack-a-mole and I guess it got to him. He's a vandal fighting type by nature and is largely hypersensitive to the whole Grawp thing. Dr. Allie recommends a cup of cocoa, a blankie and a chill-pill when it comes to matters Grawpish. He takes things way too personally, IMHO and that just leads to more burnout. Grawp is personal, Mudkipz is personal, Channers is personal, etc, etc. The way I see it, being angry and uncivil to vandals is a huge waste of psychic energy. Do the job, tidy up and move on. It's like mopping up after an unruly toddler - DNFT and all that.


    —Alison, proving that at least she's a lot more sane, mature and down-to-earth than Jéské (sauce)

    Despite this, Jéské's bawwwwwwwwwwwing continues unabated. When the Wall Street Journal published its article about moot's real identity, it also provided a reliable source for the Mudkip meme to be included in Wikipedia in some form.

    Another phrase "So I herd u like mudkips," a reference to a sea creature from the popular animated show "Pokémon," spawned thousands of tribute videos on YouTube. ... viral phenomenon. Here's at a few of them: ... "so i herd u like mudkips": Originally posted on another Web site, members of 4chan adopted the phrase as in-joke. A "mudkip" is a lovable, water creature from the animated series Pokémon. You can watch some of the thousands of tribute videos on YouTube.


    —WALL STREET JOURNAL - July 9, 2008 - Modest Web Site Is Behind a Bevy of Memes

    But that was not enough to satisfy the little Hitler we all know and hate.

    What part of "Articles must be about the subject in question" do you not understand?



    Besides explaining why he had protected all mudkip-related articles such as those about IRL mudkips like Axolotl, Mudpuppy, and Mudskipper, he also went on to explain why he thought it would be better in the article about 4chan or the crappy Wikipedia list of internet phenomena. But then finally, after lots of argument, he exploded with rage.



    —Jéské takes out his sexual frustration and raging desire to lose his virginity on a Wikipedia talk page about Pokemon!

    Distraught about the liek of Mudkipz, Jéské protected the Mudkipz talk page from editing. When criticized, he reported the user to his admin fuckbuddies as a troll so they could take care of him. To everyone's surprise, Jéské got his ass handed to him instead.

    More butthurt

    On June 14, 2010 Jeske decided to resign from his fake editor status in a storm of butthurt because some more software used to remove vandalism is going to be implemented. Clearly, there would be no lulz if vandalism were to be removed. He had to request to be banned because he's too much of an addict to walk away on his own. [2] [3]

    Is there any purpose to this attention seeking?


    Aiken 21:47, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

    When nobody cared about him, he indefinitely blocked himself and unblocked himself several times over: [4].

    OMG de-sysopped

    Ultimately, TOW got too much for Jeske & he wikicided one time too many. He had spent an entire month blocking himself to protest against Fagged Revisions, only to unblock hmself to "deal with rAIDS." This got too much for Tiptoety and Arbcom who told him to either GTFO or play the WikiGame. Ultimately, he pissed them off so much that he got de-sysopped. He even lost his edit filter rights

    00:29, 12 July 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) changed block settings for Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite (account creation blocked, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) ‎
    00:23, 12 July 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) blocked Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) (account creation blocked, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ (Raid over.)
    23:48, 11 July 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) unblocked "Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs)" ‎ (Unblock to deal with raid)
    21:15, 5 July 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) blocked Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) (account creation blocked, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ (Raid over; back into the jail cell I go)
    19:27, 5 July 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) unblocked "Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs)" ‎ (Unblock to deal with raid)
    08:40, 2 July 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) blocked Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) (account creation blocked, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ (Raid has ended; back into the jail cell I go)
    07:25, 2 July 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) unblocked "Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs)" ‎ (Temp. unblock to deal with raid)
    01:16, 15 June 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) blocked Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) (account creation blocked, autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ (...and it's just as clear the community can't be arsed.)
    21:13, 14 June 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) unblocked "Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs)" ‎ (Since it's now clear to me someone's blackmailing users protesting against FR...)
    00:43, 13 June 2010 Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) blocked Jéské Couriano (talk | contribs) (account creation blocked, cannot edit own talk page) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ ((Pre-emptively) enforcing WikiBreak in protest of FlaggedRevisions. Do not unblock until the test is over, and only then if FR is not implemented.)

    MZMcBride told it as it is;

    Stop cluttering watchlists and logs with your "temporary unblocks." Grow a pair, have some principles, and stay blocked, or don't. But stop making a damn mess of things.


    —MZMcBride, (sauce)

    I had originally planned to not edit Wikipedia for the duration of the trial. However, recent events have put too much stress on me for this to be possible, and, for my own sanity and destressing purposes, I can't continue to avoid Wikipedia.

    Please note the boxes at the top of the page. —Jeremy (v^_^v Carl Johnson) 22:14, 22 July 2010 (UTC)





    Speaking as a feral, I'm also pretty sure it's still murder if it's a drawing of guro.


    —<Jeske_Couriano>, speaking as a furry.

    Speaking from experience as an ex-administrator on Wikipedia and how much shit I've had to put up with from Jeremy David Hanson using Encyclopædia Dramatica (now encyclopediadramatica.ch) and /b/ to harass me and try to out my RL identity, they're genuinely sadistic because online anonymity allows them to be.


    —Jéské Couriano on agnph, agn.ph

    He's this banned user who I've had the personal displeasure of being targeted by. He went by Grawp on ED and presently fakemoots on /b/ in order to harass Wikipedia admins.


    —Jéské Couriano on agnph, agn.ph

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