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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
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CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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INTERNET HATE MACHINE
Creator of all Internet drama.
The Internet Hate Machine™ is the device with which gangs of hackers (who sometimes use steroids) pursue lulz. These machines are able to run on a wide variety of fuels such as semen, baby blood, seven different passwords, Mudkips, faggot tears, urine, jenkem, and pure lulz. The INTERNET HATE MACHINE, like everything else in the world, is produced by Microsoft.
—Wise poet on the Internet Hate Machine.
Things that happen when you feed the INTERNET HATE MACHINE
Internet Hate Machine has had his say, and this is mine. If you disagree with my claim that the trouble with such crotchety franions is that they intend to impose tremendous hardships on tens of thousands of decent, hard-working individuals, then read no further. But being a generally genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue. Should you think I'm saying too much, please note that he keeps telling us that he defends the real needs of the working class. Are we also supposed to believe that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to impose a one-size-fits-all model on how society should function? I didn't think so.
Internet may have the right to threaten the common good. He may have the right to break the mind and spirit, castrate the character, and kill the career of anyone whose ideas he deems to be cheeky. But Internet crosses the line when he uses his bully pulpit to diminish society's inducements to good behavior. Every time he gets caught trying to start wars, ruin the environment, invent diseases, and routinely do a hundred other things that kill people, he promises he'll never do so again. Subsequently, his disciples always jump in and explain that he really shouldn't be blamed even if he does, because, as they maintain, paternalism is the key to world peace. Now, it is not my purpose to suggest that we can't just sit around and do nothing, but rather to weaken the critical links in his nexus of lexiphanicism-oriented vandalism. I correctly predicted that Internet would pour a few drops of wormwood into our general enthusiasm. Alas, I didn't think he'd do that so effectively - or so soon. And now, to end with a clever bit of doggerel: United we stand. Divided we fall. Internet Hate Machine's slimy ultimata will destroy us all.
Scientology vs. The Internet Hate Machine
Still licking their wounds from continuous IRL beatings, everyone's favorite cult held a summit meeting to discuss "internet hate." In other words, their inability to get Anonymous hung for treason has resulted in the Church starting a campaign to have the internet unplugged for good. Which, all things being equal, would probably be best. Unfortunately for the Church, no one cares. Especially since L. Ron Hubbard was a twat anyway...oh well! Let's drink to stringing up some Scientologists!!1!!one1
One Final Crime
A crappy punk band from Ausfagia called "One Final Crime" made a song called Internet Hate machine. Unfortunately, they don't know how to use Windows Movie Maker, or how to record a decent song for that matter.
Anonymous Hate Machine
HATE makes the world go 'round.
Doin' it wrong.
The Internet Hate Machine comes in many guises.
Pretty Internet Hate Machine
- Internet hate caution.jpg
CAUTION You are now entering INTERNET HATE MACHINE Country.
It will haet you to pieces.
Internet hate machine from A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Internet hate machine code
Bringing hate to MySpace.
Is this awesome<
- Doom hate machine.jpg
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Not an Internet hate machine.
THE internet hate machine.
Internet liek machine
The Extreme Internet Hate Machine
God help us all.
Do not see also
- INTERNET FATASS MACHINE
- INTERNET HAT MACHINE
- INTERNET CAKE MACHINE
- INTERNATIONAL HATE MACHINE
- PRETTY HATE MACHINE
- Sauce on the "Always posted on the internet" Hitler Pic.
- YouTube playlist
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