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Immortal
Immortal is a black metal band from Norway, notable for the fact that they realize that they are not serious business and have thus used their popularity for the purpose of generating music and lulz. This is obvious in their photos and music videos which usually feature poses and actions so retarded, only a fucking idiot could possibly take them seriously. Of course, being a Norwegian black metal band, they naturally sing about winter, grimness, darkness and death.
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Members
Abbath- Founding member, vocalist, guitarist and chief lulz pioneer. Featured in every photoshoot. Named after what he fears the most.
Horgh- Drummer, second in command and lulz generator.
Internet Popularity and Shoops
Because of Immortal’s lulzy pics, photoshopped versions of them have been circulating among the internets, to be used whenever a black metal fan becomes convinced that the music he listens to is serious business.
Most shoops of Immortal come from two main pics, which are lulzy enough by themselves.
Source of shoops
Music Video
Their music video, Call of the Wintermoon, was uploaded to YouTube where it has garnered over 9000 views and comments. It features the band performing various metal acts of grimness such as prancing through a green forest in broad daylight while wearing full black metal corpse paint, and spikes, and growling at the trees. However, Abbath decided that this was not lulzy enough and decided to force a man who was named Kolgrim (He's Kold AND Grim!) to wear a wizard hat in order to exponentially increase the gayness level to infinity.
Typical Immortal Videos
Previous Video | Next Video
Gallery of Shoops
- Immortalallyourbase.jpg
Immortal revitalization of an old meme
- Immortaltoilet.jpg
WHO?!
- Immortalfalloutboy.jpg
Not to be mixed with Fall Out Boy
- Immortal.jpg
Chilling with Britney Spears
- Immortalkombat.jpg
- Immortalmary.jpg
- Immortaljpg.JPG
Another kvlt band picture of Immortal.
- 37nl.jpg
To be trve kvlt you must be good with children...
- 61bo.jpg
...and old people too
- Kvlt2.jpg
How Abbath intends to fight global warming
- 1gpz6g.jpg
KFC gone kvlt as well
- Immortallion.jpg
- Nwa.jpg
- Black-metal-v-day.jpg
- Immortalpenguin.jpg
Most kvlt penguin evar!!1
- Immortaldead.jpg
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!
- Immortal4.gif
The lesser known fourth band member.
See also
External Links
- Facebook group dedicated to Immortal shoops
- Top 10 most ridiculous black metal pics of all time feat. Immortal - Archived.
- The other top 10 most ridiculous black metal pics of all time, also feat. Immortal - Archived too.
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