⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Æ Roadmap
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
- aediot
Imeem
Imeem was a failure of a social media website which allowed users to upload music and videos that suck ass. Most of the music that was uploaded and featured was rap and emo music that requires no talent to make. Moreover, the videos that were posted did not even stream half of the time. The ones that did stream were incredibly horrid in their own unique ways. The userpages that were made by the users of the website were horrible considering the fact that you could only move around boxes (just like Facebook amirite?) and change the background colors and theme of the webpage. Some users believed that paying to have a premium account was worth it and actually made them better than you. This was incredibly not true due to the fact that all a premium account did was allow the user to see the stupid statistics of how many people went to your page; It also added more themes for your profile which no one cared about. One who actually cared about this stuff was full of fail and deserves to become an hero.
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30 Second Previews
Around early 2007, Imeem had a lawsuit filed against them by the RIAA. The creators went batshit insane making all of the songs 30 second previews. This decision made all of the users butthurt causing half of them to leave while the rest of the users bitched. Later on though, Imeem enabled some songs to be full songs instead of being jews and making all of the songs 30 second previews to cover their asses. Still, people bitched about this by making groups and petitions (which never work EVER).
Spam
People think that spamming chain spam messages really helps them, but it does not and they fail at life.
Typical spam message on Imeem:
Mailbox
The mailbox is one of the most exploited features on Imeem. Many of the messages that a use may get are either chain mails or shared music/playlists. Only obnoxious people do this to make themselves feel more important than you. When one responds to the sender, usually the sender will ask who are or say a little speech about how you should not talk to them.
— Random Imeem User | ||
imeem Sellout
On December 9, 2009, Dalton Caldwell, owner of imeem, sold his website itself out to MySpace for less than $1,000,000 to become Rupert Murdoch's bitch. It currently is being raped by Tom as MySpace Music and didn't tell anyone about it.
Upon this transaction, the imeem app immediately stopped working for over 9000 13 year old boys and 16 year old girls.
Popular Songs
Here are some popular songs that are commonly listened to on Imeem:
- Hitler Was A Sensitive Man - Anal Cunt
- I Fucked your Wife - Shat
- A Millie - Lil Wayne ft. Cory Gunz
- Detachable Penis - King Missle
- Moskau - Dschinghis Khan
- Thriller - Michael Jackson
- Suck a Cheetahs Dick - Wesley Willis (Probably one of the greatest music artists to have ever lived)
- Chacarron - Shark
- Typewriter Tip, Tip Tip - Shankar Jaikishan
- I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry
Videos
Typical music that Imeem users listen to.
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External Links
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